Eyebrow Lift

if i just lay here

would you lie with me,

“Where are all the gods” right as Thor starts tossing people around

The chorus hits hard at the same time Valkyrie does and her first swing even connects right when the song has what sounds like a sparking sound effect

“He’s gotta be strong” just when Hulk steps in

The small synth flourish timed perfectly with a dramatic Loki hair flip

Taika Waititi, galaxy brain:

old people: let me speak to your manager. This never would have happened in my day. And yet you all want the minimum wage raised. I’m going to kill you.

cashier: I’m sorry it’s going to be a 5 minute wait for your food

So I walk past the woman and put money in teen's tip jar. Haven't even gotten ice cream yet.

Woman looks at me. Turns back and yells some more with the teen. I put more money in the tip jar.

Good Janet

Bad Janet

Good Janet pretending to be Bad Janet 

Neutral Janet 

Chidi!Janet

Eleanor!Janet

Jason!Janet

Tahani!Janet

Eleanor!Janet pretending to be Jason!Janet

Jason!Janet pretending to be Eleanor!Janet 

Also Good Janet was rebooted a lot so, many alternate versions of Good Janet

Also there was that one episode where she played like, Not In Use Janets that just rolled around 

Child: “Fuck!”

Me: “Hey! I’m not allowed to swear in front of you guys. It’s not fair if you swear in front of me, is it?”

And complain they would! I think 15 year old boys are contractually obligated to shout “THIS HURTS MY BALLS!” at the top of their lungs every time they’re in a harness. To combat this, I’d warn them about the pain ahead of time and tell them that if they need to come down, I’ll help them down immediately. “However, I don’t get paid enough to listen to teenagers scream about their genitals for an hour. If you have to scream, we’re gonna call them ‘your honor’, okay?”

🐸Frogs🐸

Some guy in 1893 reading Dracula for the first time: Huh.. What a strange fellow…why doesn’t he drink wine?