Not Safe For Wusses

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

OK OK. UH UHHHH..... KILL?

Yeah, you talk like you’re into guys with beards, but just you wait until you’re dating one and he sneezes and gets snot all over in his face hair and he doesn’t notice it because the slime isn’t touching his skin and you can’t tell him about it because he has headphones on and he’s listening to “abstract hip hop” so loudly that it’s giving you whatever the opposite of an orgasm is. 

are you okay

who hurt you

*bartender slides my drink to me from across the bar and i fucking fling it back twice as hard*

i… wamt kis.. forehead kiss….. cheek kiss….neck kiss.. nose kiss… lip kiss…….. i. want. kis.

None of you ever think to thank the giant woman twerking to make the wave pool work and it shows

You mean the moon???

Men will cum in anything…..you could throw a plate across the room and a man will fuck it before it lands

Call that skeet shooting

Moaning is one thing that men can do right and they refuse to do it… selfish

y'all need to stop edging and go to bed

Mind your business first of all

bottoms offer one of the most valuable services in all of society and they need to be thanked for their courage and bravery

i’m not always horny but i kinda am tho