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everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

I love how safe everyone in the comments feels about being entirely dependant on a potentially psychopathic benefactor 😁

im nice…..

He’s literally nice

Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

if your weird enough with the homies you can break all boundaries of platonic/romantic love and make a third, more evil thing

a podcast...

If you were born Catholic what you do with that is between you and the Lord but I truly believe that if you convert to Catholicism your eternal soul is going to be boiled in a pot of bubbling tar forever

Likewise if you are born Catholic and try to convert back after being an atheist your whole life you go to hell as well. No re-entry. If you are born Catholic and convert to Protestantism you can still go to heaven but you’re locked to the heaven that dogs and other house pets go to when they die

I hate living under the panopticon :( my tummy hurts :(

we know

they call me "mr lack of understanding" for reasons that are somewhat unclear to me