Harken! O Alala

If you are having a conversation with me after 2 am it's not me it's a ghost and i bear no responsibility for whatever it says to you.

girls be like *he is my comfort character* and whamm! it's the most emotionally traumatized fictional man you've ever seen!

Everyone is talking about Tom Hardy’s regret face, but no one is talking about Riz Ahmed’s “you’re absolutely right” face.

When you let out one of your Indoor Thoughts and your best friends agrees

it’s DIRT

unmute for comically aggrieved farmer

reblogging for the second time because I still laugh uncontrollably. in my mind the cows are trying to be gracious about their strange gift. ‘yes we love it thank u’

@diseonfire future?

#we got abs. we got tiddys. we got a himbo in the back#there’s even a gargoyle??#bi culture in a photo

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