*heart eyes*

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

When I finish this whale shark lamp all 4 of you are gonna be So I'm pressed

She glows now, just so you know, and she's full of string deliciöusee string

Are you gonna show us the lamp? 👀

A lot more than 4 of us are impressed

(begging you to get me started) UGH don't get me started.......

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

parental controls on the internet should go the other way around. my mom should not be spending her screen time this way.

I think ive said it before but you really gotta feel bad for oedipus that wanting to fuck your mother got named after him. He really did not want to do that . It is central to oedipus rex how badly he didnt want to do that. Dick move by freud

“how dare you say we piss on the poor” is perhaps THEE best piece of vernacular to come out of tumblr dot com in the past decade. along with “what were you doing at the devils sacrament” (cheeky. inspired. relevant in every context) and “harold, they're lesbians” (timeless. funny as hell. gay)

“Time is a weird soup” is a truly a phrase of all time, thank you Ashley Johnson for your service

"i don't comment on ao3 because i don't wanna be annoying or weird" skill issue + you greatly underestimate the power dynamic here, writing multi paragraph comments is like feeding a bunch of deeply insane and possibly starved ducks at the park and watch them go completely mad over having received a piece of bread

I got a multi paragraph comment on my fic like three years ago and I still go back and read it

There are some characters where giving them therapy and cleaning them up is the fanfiction equivalent of buying antique furniture and painting it white

if anyone sees me being manipulated by a 40-60yo woman, do NOT intervene. i am right where i need to be in life.