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reminds me of this one time i went to give a blowjob to this really sexy 38 yo man who was very masculine, wore a leather jacket, and smelled really strongly of mens cologne; i remember i got down on my knees and he was caressing my face while i was unbuttoning his pants and to my surprise when i pulled down his pants he was wearing lace panties and fishnet garters. i remember how he was looking at me while i sucked his big cock. yes i swallowed

Things we don’t need to hear!

well i thought it was interesting. :/ peace and love on planet earth

i got assigned a grey alien pen pal and all I send him are polaroids of me grabbing my nuts &flipping the bird

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

Where do you think the comma goes

34 minutes until wet guy wednesday who else is wet rn.

lord if you can hear me, please strike vince down in the next 7 minutes🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

what did I do. ☹️

what do you think.

you were in my asks trying to get in my ass. why does this post bother you. shouldn’t it be doing the opposite.

i’m autistic this is bullying. LEAVE MY ASS ALONE!

i’m ignoring this goodnight.

THE FUCK???? we were having a bonding moment…i carried you in my arms..?

you’re framing my joke into a piss kink. :(

everyone in the hallway can you hear you btw

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already