BEWARE OF “DOG”

This man's fully grown, in cute outfits, following along behind you and talking about how he can see your nipples, see your camel toe or bulge sooo clearly, lick his lips loudly when your shirt rides up even a little bit, blatantly stares down your collar at every chance, and would/will flip your skirt if your wearing one just to see your underwear and ass.

No filter, straight up hitting you at 9am with a "shit I guess it is cold out, thank god my mouths warm, come here and give me a chance to warm you up..." While staring at your chest, and wiggling his eyebrows, like he's not a walking HR report waiting to happen, or sitting at lunch and he mindlessly watches you eat before chirping happily, "I'd eat you like that if you'd let me... Here on the table for the whole office to watch." Eyes lidded and content as he watches you walk away from the table.

I don't have many somnophilia post, but I can't help but worry that they may attract creeps. So here's a little PSA:

If you grope your partner while they're sleeping without prior negotiation of consent, that's assault.

If you penetrate your partner while they're sleeping without prior negotiation of consent, that's assault.

If you penetrate yourself on your partner while they're sleeping without prior negotiation of consent, that's assault.

If you previously negotiated and obtained consent but continue any of the activities mentioned after your partner has used their safeword, that's assault.