agent of chaos

asking people to be mindful of others when sharing a communal space (especially one you cannot just up and leave from) is not selfish or misanthropic. come on now

And there is a vast yawning chasm of difference between Weird & Unusual and Fucking Inconsiderate.

i had a twisted dream this morning when my alarm tried to wake me up where jeff goldblum said 'Actually if you sleep a bit Longer you'll have More time to get ready It's called the Goldblum's Law and it works just go back to sleep' and i believed him and i overslept

hey boss sorry im late. i got Goldblumed

the thing with egg discourse is a lot of you are convinced it's progressive to say: "i believe cisgender people can be meaningfully coerced into being transgender and this is a problem worth taking seriously."

"The Transgender Craze seducing our twinks." - average take i have to see on this stupid fucking website from nominal trans allies and even some trans people

one thing you gotta appreciate in Carpenter’s The Thing is that it is also a horror from the POV of the monster. At the end of the day it’s a movie about a bunch of assholes isolated in the middle of nowhere doing what they can to survive, and by “doing what they can” I mean freaking out and screaming and throwing up. this also includes the Thing.

Everybody in the Thing, including the Thing: FUCK!!!!! THESE GUYS ARE GONNA KILL ME!!!!!!! FUUUUUCK!!!!!!