Mein Liebe, mein Welpe

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

unethical petplay where i roleplay an exotic pet that is technically legal to own, but keeping in a domestic situation leads to dramatically lowered quality of life due to my needs as a wild animal

I hope all the red usernames reblogging this post have read it veeery slowly!

“when i was little” brother you are 5’3. so you must mean yesterday. or five minutes ago.

“i'll be there shortly” yeah. we know.

I love not playing along

i think friendslop as a term is soooo fucking funny. ironically mildly derogatory term for something that's only good because you are just doing it to hang out with your friends. im not saying it's a misnomer or anything in fact i think we need to broaden the concept to apply to a lot of non video game stuff retroactively. bowling is highkey friendslop