Mein Liebe, mein Welpe

Evil Phone Friday....

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"Oh but changing appearance" we already know why he changes appearances and it's to either pretend to be swatch to get into the mansion's basement, or because he was metaphorically killed and stuffed inside a puppet body to restrict his agency. "Oh but he's in the trash" its because he lost all his support system when his deal went awry and he ended up homeless. He's not "hiding in trash" you're just friendwashing the single most tragic aspect of his life and what makes his character arc a cautionary tale against capitalist dreams of fame and fortune and always wanting More and More and More. That's what Spamton is. He's a deal with the devil gone wrong in a hyper capitalist mentality. He's what happens when people only look out for themselves and burn bridges and then end up needing them, say, when their deal with the devil gets broken and their entire life starts crumbling and they get afflicted with extreme mental illness. They get abandoned and discarded and thrown in the trash for the slime they are.

"But he's always talking about people coming to kill him" yeah and you should also trust him with your SSN and your credit card details. He calls Tenna a criminal. He berates Queen for laughing when he falls in the pool. He is extremely vitriolic towards Swatch who was most likely just doing what he was told. He is constantly twisting truths to make himself look like the victim and I gotta be honest I can't trust what Spamton says about anything as far as I can throw him (which would be pretty far tbh)

"But all his armor protects against puppet/cat" yeah, the other half of that combo is puppet. Yknow who else is a puppet/doll? Pink. It's linking the two of them thematicall, it's showing their predicaments are similar, parallel or foils (plus shes pink and yellow. Plus her pre-transition motif is in his battle theme). It makes no sense to link it to a non-character like image_friend who is put simply a cheshire cat at most and most likely just a symbolic manifestation. Pareidolia in its full effect. Not everything mysterious is about spamton.

And perhaps the most damning piece of logic, is that every other time that a secret boss has spoken about mysterious things, it was always in relation to things that happen or are better revealed *in future chapters*. Jevil talks about Queen, Spamton talks about Mike, Gerson talks about things we will certainly see in the future. Why would Pink be clarifying lore from a *past* installment instead of establishing something new for the future, when this has never been the literary language Toby utilized so far?