shoulder to shoulder, hand to hand

fun angle on matching contracts is like. you avoid one of you hitting UFA first. which would mean one of you choosing if you were staying or going first. which would mean somebody having to make a decision or even [gasp] having to ask a question. out loud. and god knows we can't have that. much better to be able to move side-by-side at the same pace, always keeping the other in peripheral vision, never having to look at anything head-on.

(stumbling out of the document covered in blood) ok i wrote 100 words

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

websites often misjudge how far I will go to avoid ads. "you can't use this site until you turn off the adblock sowwy" I Am Leaving Your Website