you're all talented

honestly all of us who have suffered from moderate to severe That's the Puppetmaster Who Cursed My Dick Travis Konecny Derangement Syndrome from roughly 2018 onward have absolutely nothing to be ashamed of given that BRAD MARCHAND succumbed immediately and completely to the same affliction within like 10 business days. that's helen of troy with a scraggly beard and it's not our fault we noticed first.

Connor bedard, arm in a sling recovering from a surgery, milling aimlessly around his apartment, gets a knock at the door. He opens it and matvei michkov is there along with at least 7 other flyers. "With me now" matvei says befire he grabs connor by the waist and shoves him into the burlap sack travis sanheim is holding. Connor bedard wakes up in philadelphia wearing a 98 flyers jersey and he is given nut awear pizza for the first time and he takes a bite and cries. He hangs out in the super awesome injured reserve arcade that tyson foerster built when he was on the ir and when connors all better in November he gets to play on a line with owen tippett and porter martone and he scores goal after goal and he gets to the playoffs for the first time and then they make the Stanley cup where they terminate the Colorado avalanche and bedsy is smiling and grinning and his shoulders dont bother him anymore as he lifts the cup with his teammates and friends