bad hobby.

cruelty is so easy. youre not special for choosing it

"Evil is boring. Right? I kinda believe in the banality and mundaneness of evil. Evil is just selfish impulses, which at the end of the day are really easy to understand. It’s easy to understand why people do bad things. It’s like “yeah, ok, you’re selfish and scared and cruel, I get it”. Being good is complex and beautiful and hard." - Brennan Lee Mulligan

survived checking my bank account. i deserve a little treat

this had better not alter the Numbers in my bank account

by Talos this can't be happening

1 gallon of regular chocolate

18 minutes of flour

5 plates of salt

wtf is harper talking about

rare post where every single comment is funny

amitheasshole is a popular subreddit because it plays on peoples desire to get in the middle of other peoples private arguments

[ID: A tweet reading "why are threesomes only for sex? What can't I join in on a couple's argument in public if I have a good point to make?" /End ID]

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.

ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall

no i hadn’t. why would you put that image into my head?

mutuals introduce me to your local ecosystem. I won't be invasive. I'll be very chill about it

hey sorry. we added your boyfriend to the local ecosystem and now he’s an invasive species. Yeah the local government passed a law to kill him

Me

Boy I forgot to add da damn post

We not even trying no more here