hooty hoo

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

happy pride month i love you 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌈🦋✨

I have GOT to stop spending $30

no weapon formed against my sweeties will prosper

do not come to my house pouring big cups of juice like this

why did you take this screenshot in a sinister fog?