Hellmode

switching back to writing in third person like a grown up after writing in second person for months is like pulling teeth. second person is writing cheat codes. gives you the emotional distance from first person to not feel like a high schooler, but you can still reap all the benefits of straightforward conversational styling. second person goes down sooooo easy. you did this and you thought that. it has nothing to do with me. now im in third person and the pronouns... juggling the pronouns. name city. every other word is a name. or else she said to her, “WHICH ONE OF US IS TALKING????”

I just love it when things are earnest like everyone get more earnest now

people keep finding new ways to be negative. now theyre saying it’s horribly depressing to get a decently healthy lunch with your coworkers. i for one love my corporate slop bowl. i like that my salad has avocado and kind of a lot of dressing. i look forward to my slop bowl all week. do you think i’m a bad person? i think we all might do well to think positively

on cinema has made me perverted in different and worse ways than before

i think doors should be 6 music at 7 for every show ever

I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal

no i havent seen that critically acclaimed movie with significant relevance to culture. no yeah, still working through bad stuff from other decades

the cruel doctor pepper experimented on me and now im the first human soda hybrid

adam sends nudes and lawrence replies with like. a heart emoji or something

chainshipping would def have a courthouse wedding bc 1. lawrence has already done the whole shebang and 2. adam could not care less about tradition however i do think adam would wear tacky bridal lingerie under his suit. and diana still gets to be a flower girl

i am Thinkimg . about the Character. and listening to a Song. i a m sure this will not have repercussions