armand's unlicensed psychologist

I’ll need to run it by the black mold first before making any major decisions

kicking my feet and giggling like a schoolgirl in love to myself while muttering "i'm going to kill you. i'm going to fucking kill you"

kinda shocked that people expected the tv show known as "the vampire lestat", based on the novel "the vampire lestat" written about the author of said novel's favorite character, a vampire named "lestat", to not be about lestat

there's a massive, underreported subculture on this site that i can only describe as secular mormonism if mormons voted democrat

shunning out the unwanted making a callout post + harassment campaign

often, a work of fiction will present to you a character who is referred to as a man. while it is possible that this character is intended to be read as a man, it's worth noting that many writers employ a literary device known as "secret women." almost every story has at least one secret woman, and the adept reader will be able to identify which characters are actually intended to be women despite the gendered language surrounding them. failure to acknowledge secret women is a failure of reading comprehension, for which one should be sent to the stocks.

I can be trusted with the fictional character. I Promise.

I lied. Fuck it’s dire y’all. It’s Bad.

women on women action 😍😍😍 (←they are trying to kill each other)