armand's unlicensed psychologist

often, a work of fiction will present to you a character who is referred to as a man. while it is possible that this character is intended to be read as a man, it's worth noting that many writers employ a literary device known as "secret women." almost every story has at least one secret woman, and the adept reader will be able to identify which characters are actually intended to be women despite the gendered language surrounding them. failure to acknowledge secret women is a failure of reading comprehension, for which one should be sent to the stocks.

I can be trusted with the fictional character. I Promise.

I lied. Fuck it’s dire y’all. It’s Bad.

women on women action 😍😍😍 (←they are trying to kill each other)

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

so ocelot’s a gemini….👀

MGS Heritage Post

sources tell me a bitch is having a birthday

my favorite thing about the mystery genre is that we all accept the concept of "world famous detective" without hesitation even though that is absolutely not a real category of celebrity

im telling you man some of those optional codecs in revengeance... doktor i know what you are