Pitou Rights Activist

WAIT HOW THE FUCK DID THAT TRANSFORM SCENE GO WHAT

HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY WALKING

im craving dicks right now my life is hard

i just realized if you dont live in washington you have no idea what im talkING ABOUT DICKS IS A BURGER JOINT

Its funny cause you knew damn well everyone else would take this wrong you just said it for attention you note hungry little whore

you just got called a whore by tumblr user cum-guzzling-gutterslut

The glory of Allah rendered this man unable to speak

[id: a tweet from zach silberberg @zachsilberberg : "rip pavlov you would have loved notifications" /end id]

ok that was fun now do woody allen

Unpopular Opinion: The reason people don't use zodiac signs to determine insurance costs, college acceptance, etc. like how dna data bases are threatening to do is because astrology is a predominately female hobby and therefore viewed as useless, baseless, and/or witchcraft.

speaking as a witch: shut the fuck up

denied Medicare for being a libra

This is the funniest shit on earth

IT NOW IS ABOUT PRINCE PHILLIP

The universal human experience of packing underwear for a vacation like you’re going to shit yourself every day

Funny how beer looks like piss ...... this says a lot about men in our society

They honestly should make a beer where it’s like just 10% piss.

why would i drink beer that has half as much piss as usual

Why is it that anytime I go on this godforsaken website, you people are talking about piss

as they say in the bible, let him who doesn't have a gif of the Hulk fucking Scarlette Johansson as a header on tumblr dot com throw the first stone

if i hear the words "subvert expectations" one more time i'm gonna start hunting directors for sport

god ok a few years back i had this friend who was like. an influencer. like a legitimate instagram influencer. paid promotions from makeup companies type. and we were talking and she was like wait how many tumblr followers do you have and i was like uhhhhhh 4k and she was like ooooo you should start doing advertisements on there get yourself some money. and i just quietly sat with the realization that we were two very, very different people

tumblr user pizza literally did this in like 2014 and got excommunicated