transgender cuz im tradin u pussies in for a sack

Far too many of you are far too lame yourselves to be throwing around the phrase hetslop so freely. Many of you are homoslop at best.

guys i just got the best anon ever idk if i can post this i want to keep it framed in my inbox forever.

You know, when I've remarked that a lot of the responses to my posts feel like people are just plucking out keywords they think they recognise based on the shape of them and replying to what they imagine the post says based on that, the possibility never occurred to me that this is actually how many American schools are currently teaching kids to read.

Like, my assumption this whole time has been that when folks go "I misunderstood this post that says [thing] as saying [unrelated thing] because I mistook [word] for [completely different word that happens to start with the same letter]", that was a bit. What do you mean they're teaching kids a reading method that's tailored to produce this exact error?

The amount of fucking charts I've seen where a patient went to a chiropractor and now needs a surgery is fucking insane. All I do is medical charts, day in and day out doing medical code. I've gone over hundreds of patients whole year of appointments. Unless the chiropractor is also a physical therapist, that patient is going to get worse and need surgery with very few exceptions. It doesn't matter when they mention seeing a chiropractor, by the end of the year they need surgery for issues that started after *shock and awe* a chiropractor appointment! I've seen patients needing multiple surgeries to be functional after chiropractors. I've seen patients lose their ability to walk because of chiropractors. And all the way up till they need surgery, through the issues piling up and needing more pain meds, the patients insist it's helping because the want so badly for it to be helping. I wish it did

one day i will detail my thoughts on the Sexy Disability, a fetishized fantasy of disability which largely doesnt exist in real life but is majority of what disability is like in media and most especially in fan content

the Sexy Disability first and foremost must make you skinny. if it causes weight gain, thats a no go, we cant show that. if it has no effect on weight, that's fine but only if youre super thin otherwise. you need to look unhealthy but in a socially acceptable way, where you look frail and blameless. you also need to be whiter than a sheet, or else no one can tell how pale you are from your Sexy Disability

if you use assistive tech, it needs to look somewhat painful so your torment can always be imagined at all times. it cant be straightforwardly helpful or just a nuisance. a bionic arm that saps your energy is sexy, but a hearing aid that overstimulates you is not

likewise with any disfiguring scars. it has to look tragic and painful, but cant actually be significantly disfiguring. if one eye is scarred, the other must not be so your untainted beauty beneath can still be seen. scars have to be tragic and painful and well placed

one day i will detail my thoughts on the Sexy Disability, a fetishized fantasy of disability which largely doesnt exist in real life but is majority of what disability is like in media and most especially in fan content

the Sexy Disability first and foremost must make you skinny. if it causes weight gain, thats a no go, we cant show that. if it has no effect on weight, that's fine but only if youre super thin otherwise. you need to look unhealthy but in a socially acceptable way, where you look frail and blameless. you also need to be whiter than a sheet, or else no one can tell how pale you are from your Sexy Disability

if you use assistive tech, it needs to look somewhat painful so your torment can always be imagined at all times. it cant be straightforwardly helpful or just a nuisance. a bionic arm that saps your energy is sexy, but a hearing aid that overstimulates you is not

likewise with any disfiguring scars. it has to look tragic and painful, but cant actually be significantly disfiguring. if one eye is scarred, the other must not be so your untainted beauty beneath can still be seen. scars have to be tragic and painful and well placed

one day i will detail my thoughts on the Sexy Disability, a fetishized fantasy of disability which largely doesnt exist in real life but is majority of what disability is like in media and most especially in fan content

the Sexy Disability first and foremost must make you skinny. if it causes weight gain, thats a no go, we cant show that. if it has no effect on weight, that's fine but only if youre super thin otherwise. you need to look unhealthy but in a socially acceptable way, where you look frail and blameless. you also need to be whiter than a sheet, or else no one can tell how pale you are from your Sexy Disability

if you use assistive tech, it needs to look somewhat painful so your torment can always be imagined at all times. it cant be straightforwardly helpful or just a nuisance. a bionic arm that saps your energy is sexy, but a hearing aid that overstimulates you is not

one day i will detail my thoughts on the Sexy Disability, a fetishized fantasy of disability which largely doesnt exist in real life but is majority of what disability is like in media and most especially in fan content

the Sexy Disability first and foremost must make you skinny. if it causes weight gain, thats a no go, we cant show that. if it has no effect on weight, that's fine but only if youre super thin otherwise. you need to look unhealthy but in a socially acceptable way, where you look frail and blameless. you also need to be whiter than a sheet, or else no one can tell how pale you are from your Sexy Disability

in truth fandom never recovered from the tumblr-wide obsessive crush on the oncler and this is why ppl wanted to fuck viktor arcane so so bad on twitter

Rich people are literally just lying about being good at money btw

Things like overdraft fees, late fees, parking tickets, fines, subscription renewals, legal fees, penalty fees, sales and discounts, lawsuits - these are things that all cease to matter in any material way once you have enough money

To Jeff Bezos, a parking meter, a plane ticket, and a private jet all effectively cost the same amount of money: none