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i rlly do dislike when people downplay the feral hog problem in the US bc they are genuinely a massive pest in a lot of the south since early colonizers literally set them free on purpose when they got here so they would have a familiar source of food and so they could continue the european aristocratic practice of boar-hunting 😭
like you understand that this is a LOT of fucking pigs right?
and its getting worse not better!
Genuine question—can they be eaten? Bc some species can’t. And ultimately I don’t think hunting will be THE solution, but I live in the south. I can learn how to and feed the community if possible.
girl they're pigs 🐗
Can anyone help me eat today pregnant black woman currently really struggling with the day to day
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we have to hold the line on misandry not being real. it's getting scary out there
we as a society have GOT to accept that it is okay if we get blocked. you do not have the right to interact with every single person on the internet. "but then i can't interact with their content" yes that is the point "but i didn't do anything" no one owes you an explanation and you don't have to have "done something" to be blocked. let it go

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he was taking him hostage..................
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if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite
Michigan is experiencing its largest outbreak of a parasitic infection that causes severe diarrhea. Nearly 1,000 people have been diagnosed
this is not life-threatening, but also who wants weeks of diarrhea and a fucking parasite in them lol. if you suspect you've already had this and it's passed, i would see a doctor. you might need an antiparasitic anyway. if you're actively sick, see a doctor and they might be able to prescribe medication to help you get over it faster.
try to avoid eating raw vegetables, scrub fruit with a produce brush and rinse thoroughly with water. again, don't bother with premade greens or bagged salads. if you buy lettuce, remove the outer 2-3 layers of leaves.
there are UNVERIFIED rumors that the greens have been linked to a company that sources to taco bell. some locations have been actively pulling fresh ingredients like lettuce, avocado, and pico de gallo to mitigate the threat, so i would avoid any products from them just in case. considering how vast supply chains are, i'd be wary of any fast food greens in general for now.
oh also, in india it is general practice for professors to create course packets by photocopying sections of several textbooks. they compile them from the university library and then just hand them over to the campus xerox shops that will sell it for genuinely 1/1000th the price of the textbooks themselves.
this made the university of oxford and cambridge press insanely mad, they sued both delhi university and the xerox shop in a landmark case

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pewdiepie was one of the harbingers of the alt right internet apocalypse i hate that skinny white man with all my heart
I blame him (at least partially) for the rise in anti-indian racism in the late 2010s to today and people look at me like I'm the friend who's too woke when I say that. But it's true
and you’d be right to blame him. he normalized the rise in anti-indian and anti-desi racism through “jokes.” it took me forever to take pride in my indian heritage bc of the culture he helped set up.
user i did not follow and dont recognize at all is on my dash straight up posting a blow job photo in black and white
I think if we keep encouraging Tumblr YA comedy-fantasy authors we can really put a dent in the idea that it's possible for writing to be good
can everyone stop watching football and focus on what really matters. me

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i know it's not fair to compare the writing of recent debut tumblr authors to Terry Pratchett no matter how much they want to be him but reading a discworld really is making me despair at ppl not understanding what makes a metaphor good. Pratchett just hit me with "the silence of the room crowded in like a fist slowly being clenched" and you want to try my patience with sharpened bananas. go home.
Hard disagree!!!
I really like it, its a good simile. It tells me how ridiculously oversized the claws are. If it were just "giant claws" I'd assume normal giant claws, like a grizzly
But with this description I'm imagining like
yes, it tells you that the claws are the size of bananas. but it says "like sharpened bananas", invoking the spirit of the banana: soft. yellow. sweet. it invokes the size, but not the menace, of huge fuck-off claws, and distracts the reader from a high-action moment by inviting them to imagine trying to sharpen a banana to hurt someone with
no but for real so many white trans people make japanese culture and aesthetic their whole identity while making very little effort to actually learn about japan. like it's about anime/manga and the occasional tentacle porn art piece to them.
like it's very obviously fetishism for the concept of japan and japanese culture and simultaneously seeing anime/manga as like, subversive art forms to center your identity around instead of commercial products. like imagine if someone was really into western animation like avatar, ben 10, etc. and only consumed that. wait they already exist and they're annoying too nvm.