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Yes, this. A stunning number of people will default to "because it's illegal." Teaching an intro-level bioethics course will demonstrate real fucking fast that a lot of the population just lets legality stand in for morality.
Every time a man calls himself silly online I go outside and fire a gun toward the Planet Fitness across the road
i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)
i'm still a leftist but in my experience women are viewed as expendable in leftist spaces, spoken over, treated as stupid, on a level that is astounding. you can get away with an enormous level of vitriolic hatred for women if you couch it in the right terms
yeah they think it's bourgeois and childish and that you are bourgeois and childish if you are a feminist. sometimes the ones that want to act like Allies to Women will act like it's cute (read: naĂŻve) that you're a feminist and expect you to be flattered by that. otherwise you're stuck up and obnoxious for acknowledging rape culture, caring about your own safety, and not believing in bullshit like "rich women don't experience misogyny"

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my inflammatory opinion is that there's a lot of jokes on here that autistic people call ableist that aren't actually ableist, and the reason they didn't get the joke wasn't because op was socially excluding autistic people, but because they (the autistic people calling the joke ableist) are condescending assholes
like you know the "poking my inflated burning hot phone battery with a twig for fun" type of post. it's kind of like smooth sharking but different because it involves a scenario being presented that's super cartoonish beyond just someone pretending to believe something dumb. for example there's the one post where a woman pretended not to know what snow on the windshield of her car was, and then she posted a picture of her pretending to drive while being like xD the road is bumpy today. And There Were People Taking It Seriously. and the specific Tone of taking it seriously is never like. concern or fear or confusion. it's always leaping to insult the op for being such a Moron Who Deserves To Die. like i don't think you actually have the level of impaired functioning necessary to be incapable of stepping back and going "is the op so stupid that theyre literally committing vehicular manslaughter, or is it a joke?" i think the reason you're not stepping back to ask yourself that is because you're just assuming by default that everyone else is a stupid fucking idiot moron. your default mode is to assume that someone is the dumbest piece of shit alive and start condescending them or mocking them for it instead of considering a more generous alternative even briefly. also why are you acting like you care about ableism when your response to seeing someone whom you believe doesn't meet your standards for intelligence/doesn't get something--but clearly has no malice towards anyone--is to condescend them and make fun of them. ESPECIALLY when you're taking the joke seriously enough to assume that they're unknowingly putting themselves at risk?? like you're telling me you thought this person might be about to blow themselves up with a phone battery bomb from not understanding that it's dangerous and your response was to decide they Deserve It??? AND YOU THINK THEY'RE ABLEIST ?
like you know what i mean. im not talking about the people who don't get it and are taking up a normal tone about it i think it's bad when people respond to those people to carry on the bit instead of just explaining so they're not worried/confused. but what the Hell is going on with people who start wishing for people to die over their looney tunes tumblr post bit & then call it ableist when they realize it's a gag. bonus points if someone explains it nicely and they still get mad like they weren't just getting legitimately furious at someone for seemingly not understanding something simple. your problem is you love finding ways to decide other people are idiots so you can laugh about it and insult them
i really liked this essay on why literary fiction is sounding so much Like That these days, especially work by asian american authors:
This entire process selects for homework-doers, personal entrepreneurs, and individualistic bureaucrats. It's why, like I said, the oracular outsiders, the Pauls of the world, who can't conform to society's expectations to check boxes and become legible to the powers that be, aren't in these programs and aren't getting the opportunities that are downstream of them. It's why you end up with tons of fiction about "my white boyfriend" and "everyone online is mad at me" or "anxious strivers in NYC" or "my annoying polycule." These are the obstacles this class encounters. You can't spend time, like Cormac McCarthy did, living in an unheated cabin in the Smokies, or embedding with the Mujahideen like William T. Vollman, or working as a psychotherapist like Olga Tokarczuk. You must move from strength to strength, always turning in your homework on time, and certainly never suffering a psychotic break.
-- Trip, Estragon News, The Oracular Outsiders and the Homework Doers
i quite liked the conclusion to the piece:
Maybe it's because that fiction is being written for the people already bought in. Art that is made for the purpose of institutional legibility and approval is dead on arrival. Writing must stand on the outside, viewing the world at a tilt. Our world is being eaten by word machines that can imitate us perfectly. Unless American letters find the courage to welcome back in the oracular, it will disappear, replaced by machine that can conform to the demands of institutional legibilityâreally, the demands of capitalâbetter than any human ever could.
âyouâd fumble some girl asking for your star sign by going Um akshually itâs pseudoscience âď¸đ¤â sheâd fumble me by believing in astrology ngl
A year or so ago I went to wood carving club with a bruised eye from my dog slamming his nose into my eyesocket and like every old lady there pulled me aside at some point to ask if my partner hit me here are some of the solutions they had in case he did.
-Replacing his vitimens with poision
- getting her brother to invite him out onto his boat and then killing him and dumping him in the ocean and saying he got drunk and fell off.
- get tboned with him in the passenger seat and then once he was in the hospital theres all kinds of easy ways to kill him like not washing my hands after a poop and then touching his wound casually.
-replacing his drink of choice with moonshine!?
- take him on a hike thats locally notorious for a rapid otter attacking hikers and once he had rabies I could just kill him any ol way and say self defense.
-One lady just cheerfully informed me she had a gun and only a few years left anyway
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#and this is why no-fault divorce brings down the murder rate
Eye of newt and toe of frog: what was really in the witchesâ cauldron in Macbeth? (CW: torture, death, historical racism, historical antisemitism, animal and human body parts) Ever since Scott Cunningham first made the following claim in the 1980s, there has been an increasingly widely circulated belief that the ingredients of the Macbeth potion were not grisly animal parts at all but merely herbs and plants, concealed under code names:
âevery ingredient (Shakespeare) lists as being in the witches' pot refers to a plant and not the gruesome substance popularly thoughtâ
This proposal had not appeared at all in analyses of Shakespeare prior to Cunninghamâs Magical Herbalism: The Secret Craft of the Wise but is now extremely popular, especially the often-cited proposal that âeye of newt really meant mustard seedâ. Lists of âherbal codesâ circulate online, purporting to explain all the different ingredients of the Macbeth potion away as plants. Witches, according to these lists, were grossly misrepresented. Their grisly concoctions were nothing but herbal mixtures.
Code-names and substitutions have certainly played a part in magic in history. Cunningham was familiar with, and makes reference to, the Greek Magical Papyri in which a famous list of secret substitutions is given. For example, âthe tears of a Hamadryas baboonâ are to be taken to mean âdill juiceâ. The concept of a secret herbal code in which grisly-seeming or mythical ingredients are in fact plants â and only the enlightened few are aware of this - was therefore not a new one.
Was Cunningham correct?

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If you guys don't start behaving I'm going to turn off reblogs for this post. This post is about launching matchbox cars into your wall at high enough speeds to lodge them there. Nobody cares about how strong the walls in your house are, and I'm suddenly learning that a lot of people on this webbed site don't know what drywall is, but none of that matters.
The only thing that matters is shoot cars into your wall.
his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor
#feminist retelling
im gonna put the actual meat of the post in a reblog so i can properly tag it, hold up
if you are struggling rn:
ASCA (Adult Survivors of Child Abuse) provides group meetings for adult victims both in-person and online, along with their own list of resources for child abuse victims
HAVOCA (Help for Adult Victims of Child Abuse) is a similar organization with a forum for survivors, support groups for victims, and resources to find a therapist
stop the silence is a department of the institute on violence, abuse, and trauma providing specialized programs related to CSA. they help fund training for professionals and trauma therapy. they take donations to help further their work.
psychology today has an online database of therapists, psychiatrists, and support groups within the US. you are able to filter by treatment modalities, what they specialize in, what insurance they take, etc.
RAINN has a phone, text, whatsapp, and online hotline for victims of rape, incest, and abuse. services are available in english and spanish.
FORGE has a free PDF of resources for trans victims of sexual violence
take it down is a service offered by the national center for missing and exploited children that helps victims of CSEM take down sexually explicit content of themselves produced before they were 18. stop NCII is a similar resource for adults.
the statute of limitations tracker is a free resource for CSA victims within the US who are seeking legal or civil help for their abuse
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noted gender theorist fred durst makes reference to the concept of non-binary gender in limp bizkitâs opus ârollinâ (air raid vehicle)â, which along with the âladiesâ and âfellasâ refers to âthe people who donât give a fuckâ

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happy disability pride month and once again, FUCK lazy subtitles. fuck the [speaks foreign language] instead of actually transcribing the words, fuck shortening sentences and changing whats been said for no reason, fuck censoring swearing in captions but not in audio and fuck anyone who says youre being 'too sensitive' for being upset about a lack of accessibility