Nuke

Forgive me if this is inappropriate but

catheters

- canes

Growing up I was told that romantic love feels different from platonic. Queue the 5 years trying to figure out if I had a crush on one of my childhood friends but getting confused because I wanted to fuck my other friends too. Then said crush gets a partner and I thought they were kind of hot and realising I don't like the exclusivity that relationships tend to portray. Another 3 years later, I finally learnt what is alloaromanticism is and the existence of non-romantic poly relationships. Yeah, that's such a hyperspecific thing so I'm going to ignore all that and stick to "regular" friendships. ...And now I'm back at square one.

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes