the lesser evil

stressed? take a little nap. feel unlovable? snooze it out bestie. want to end it all? snork mimimi

Rip Aragorn you would’ve loved Spirit: Stallion of the Cimmaron

I like the phrase “hell if I know” because it implies that if I in fact do know it will bring about hell on earth

genuinely cannot emphasize enough that the damsel in distress archetype really does not exist in medieval literature the way people think it does. these ladies are really only in distress because they can’t find a knight willing to enact bloodshed for them. if anything these damsels are causing distress

Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact