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eggs are most delicious when least touched by fire (so poached, sunny side up, etc declining in quality to over easy, hard boiled). this is because fire cleanses the egg of sin (primary source of flavor). this is also why the objectively most delicious egg is soft boiled (hardened purified exterior traps the delicious sin inside the soft gooey interior), and why scrambled eggs are morally ambiguous

100% thought this was going to be a @inbabylontheywept joint, but that's just because of all the sin eating.

can i be wrong? yes. can the biggest, strongest, smartest gaudiest poltergeist be wrong? never. and so it stands. 10,000 years of raw egg.

Grill Life with Cheese

Every part of that sign is GOLD. Fucking Orc-ass name. The sword as their logo, and the Gs make it look good! Their slogan is just one part of an awesome whole

it's easy to mock the concept of batman's secret identity and think it's ridiculous that nobody would realize that he's bruce wayne but if some lady suddenly showed up late at night dressed in full military grade kevlar and started fighting crime in los angeles i wouldn't look at that and think "ah it's kylie jenner"

"it's a bird, it's a plane, it's...anderson cooper?!"

People don’t even recognise tony hawk without the skateboard what do you expect

People don’t even recognize Tony Hawk WITH a skateboard, bless them.

The largest galaxy supercluster is named after King Gidorah from Godzilla so I'd like to think that our own galaxy/cluster/supercluster is also named after some nerd shit by scientists on a planet billions of light years away.

STOP SCROLLING ITS A QUILT

I love this incredibly niche complaint! Get some heritage breeds, they do totally still exist. Same could likely be said about some other animals like pigs, sheep, and cows.

heritage chicken post

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