hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.
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hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

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im not THAT freaky okay
Can. Can I by any chance have the link
For some reason it won't show me the score so I calculated it myself.
65
Is this good or bad
The higher the score, the more pure you are
I got 78
There's a hole in my underwear and my taint is out.
i fucking hate sweet potatoes, they taste bad
I yam so angry right now. Worst take ever.
going on a guilt trip do yall want anything
if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

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Good morning
Me: Are you a boobs guy or an ass guy?
God: ...What?
Me: You heard me.
God: Well, I'm not exactly a guy-
Me: Tomato, tomato. Answer the question.
God: Personality.
Me: That's a cop-out, and you know it, you omniscient fuckbucket.
*One Dante verse later*
Me: Are you a boobs guy or an ass guy?
Satan: I like feet.
Me: Yeah I should have seen that coming.
Quick reminder that "bystander effect" and "stockholm syndrome" are both made the fuck up to protect bad cops.
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Completely, 1002% agreed
Iβm not made for casual
then what are you made for
πΆ I was made for loving you baby πΆ

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Iβm not made for casual
then what are you made for
πΆ I was made for loving you baby πΆ
"I want my media to be historically accurate"
Cool, so you want natural fiber costumes with no/nuanced corset slander, people wearing colors, historical hairstyles, people wearing hats or headcoverings and long sleeves outside during the day, no potatoes or pumpkins in pre-columbian Europe, actors with textured skin and wrinkles, minimal makeup, consulting HEMA groups and weapons scholars for all the weapons and fight scenes, a good soundtrack that includes traditional instruments?
Oh, you mean you want 100% white people. Even in crowd scenes in port cities. There's a different word for that.
I really want the first one. That sounds wonderful actually
White trash bargain bin fireworks show, as seen from a grocery store parking lot, partially obstructed by a tree line
To all international people in the United States of America for the FIFA World Cup, today is the 4th of July, our Independence Day.
If you find yourself asking "Was that gunshots or fireworks?" You need to be prepared that the answer is almost definitely "yes"
Them: What are you doing?
Me: Just practicing my customer service greeting! *staring off into the middle distance* Can I fffUCKING help you?

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We all deserve to have a long monster tongue probing deep inside us and stretching our holes at least once
Like... all of them? Because the covid tests was enough experience with penetrating those specific holes, tbh
At the end of the day, Obadiah Stane and Ironheart!Riri had the ssme problem: They were copying Tony without surpassing him, without going through the same trial and error he did.