They Might Be Giants songs for every human emotion
(inspired by this Lemon Demon post)
You think you may have fallen in love with an angel so you call God up on the phone and confirm it with him
You are struck by the revelation that there are millions of people that you will never meet
You are struck by the revelation that you will never see your own skeleton
Sometimes relationships don’t work out, and you feel like you’re stuck in a loveless place with nowhere to go, but it’s ok to break things apart even if it seems impossible
You are a small bird shaped nightlight
You meet a friend of a friend of a party and it turns out their political opinions suck
You went through a breakup so in response you are going to sink the island of Manhattan. Apologies to everyone else who lives there
Aliens are invading and you WILL kiss one
Sorry, what did you say? I was thinking about something else
Chronic illness is not going to stop you from becoming an astronaut
Dysphoria
You have a metal detector
The passage of time is inexorable
Hey, did that guy remind you of anyone?
You got lost
Man, it’s so loud in here
You are making an experimental film (guest starring Strong Sad)
Yes, I am a Cap’m. No, I don’t drive a boat. We exist
WHERE is the shadow government that secretly rules the earth when you need them
You are trying to get a garage band off the ground in ancient Mesopotamia
I’m sure you get this all the time, but you are without a doubt the cutest beheaded saint I’ve ever seen
You are an octopus driving a truck
You’re on fire
You are being crushed by the relentless monotony of living under late stage capitalism, and also you live underwater
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You astral projected too hard and now you can’t find where you left your physical body
Hold on a minute has this microphone been switched on this whole time?
You are a lake monster and you have to make sure to get to the polls on election day
This one is called ‘Brain Problem Situation’. i think that’s self explanatory
You’re being tortured but that doesn’t matter right now because someone keeps moving your chair
Iconic 80s rock bands XTC and Adam Ant are engaged in a battle to the death
You have been reincarnated as an expired bag of groceries
