[ID: the first two images are screencaps of Qifrey and Olruggio from Witch Hat Atelier. The images added in the reblog are of the post's replies, where 10 different people have all said "Worse". End ID]

show me another funny picture im not driving tonight

happy 77 years to the best week of this kid's life

Assignment misunderstood. I have now built a city.

There’s no such thing as an inanimate object everything is sentient

Certified Anti-Microsoft post

Babies are socially accepted parasites.

When u read Ayn Rand 1 time

They’re not a parasite, they’re a potential investment

When you read Ayn Rand a dozen times

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

count me outs