From The Beginning

not to sound like a medieval peasant but, cheese and bread. garlic and butter. a menagerie of spices. potatoes. that’s what life is all about right there.

the worst thing ive probably ever done to a group of other human beings was getting the aux for the big speaker at a party while on ecstasy and putting on an audiobook of dune from where i'd last left off

they don’t know about my esoteric knowledge

bestie i am sorry but we are having you put down

dude came into my work and was whistling along to the christmas music we’re playing so i asked him if he was excited for christmas and he said ‘i’m just excited about everything! :)’ what a pleasant answer

god i hope whatever bullshit happens next is funny

THIS IS SO OVER THE TOP HELLO??? WHO ARE YOU???

our hubris is unimaginable. watching the other sites topple like dominoes and feeling like icarus but if icarus’ wings were made of oopsie sowwy this page isnt working messages 

hey girls what horrors have i missed

not to sound like a golden retriever on main but the feeling when someone praises me for something i did? indescribable

the only reason #cottagecore is considered a gen z thing is bc its a hashtag. it used to be called transcendentalism when offline men did it

Henry David Thoreau having all of his meals sent to him and laundry done while patting himself on the back for being such a back-to-the-land individualist: #simpleliving #aesthetic #waldenpond #cottagecore