I Got 99 Problem, But A Hyperfixation Ain’t One

There should be more hours in between midnight and 5 am because I am a night owl and also an early riser morning enjoyer and I need 8 to 10 hours of sleep also

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

fucked up how things in your childhood continue to impact you for the rest of your life. imo they should figure out a way to stop that from happening

I'm loving this new trend of people going to zoos and participating in animal enrichment. We use to observe large exotic animals for our entertainment, but the fact is that we are now trying to make ourselves equally as entertaining for them. It's interactive, completely parpicipatory and I would argue that eventually someone's gonna come up with something new enough that it expland ethologists understanding about how some animals think, problem solve, communicate and feel and I think its fantastic.

Do NOT interact with anyone using the MAP flags!!!

'Another weird bisexual touching my FUCKING SHOULDER'

'Vox is going to be so pissed when he sees this'

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit

Mimsy knows not to call a feral barn cat her precious little meow meow friend (to his face). Vox got twelve stitches.

Seriously Vox how did you miss that memo.

The most PATHETIC lil baby sounds...

I love when little creatures who are entirely loved and well cared for have the BIGGEST baby reactions to normal things. Like yes sweet pea, you DO have the hardest life of anyone ever, for sure, and you’re SO BRAVE about this minor inconvenience of *checks notes* having some water touch you

There is nothing sadder and more pathetic than a baby marine mammal having to get into the water. They are suffering the most out of any baby animal ever. How dare they be introduced to their natural environment.