Local friend

When I finish this whale shark lamp all 4 of you are gonna be So I'm pressed

She glows now, just so you know, and she's full of string deliciöusee string

Are you gonna show us the lamp? 👀

A lot more than 4 of us are impressed

im not horny it’s something else entirely. really wish there was a word for it

i think i just want to run. Like i just want to run

is there anything as good as lying in a sunbeam

telling the truth in a sunbeam #honesty

me and my massive throbbing enormous dripping guilt complex

if you build “community” around hating other people, just know that the second you step out of line—regardless of your moral uprightness or the hypocrisy on their part—you’re the next person they’re going to tear to pieces.

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

Consider: An anthro opossum, koala, capuchin monkey, or anteater, who is wearing a t-shirt with a text on the back that says "if you can read this, I have no idea where that little fucker is".

What could this possible be referencing

me and my massive throbbing enormous dripping guilt complex

(spent too long on Tumblr voice) actually the status quo is okay! It's okay to be the status quo! you don't have to be anything besides the status quo! #statusquoaffirmation #statusquosafe