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"oh ryland. only you would cry over a bunch of rocks."

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my-flying-sister

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

the-dandy-liar

the-frightening-ghoul

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noxious-gasses03

HEY EVERYBODY,LOOK AT THIS COOL ROCK I JUST FOUND!

my-flying-sister

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

the-dandy-liar

the-frightening-ghoul

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constantlysleepdeprived

i finally managed to make an eridian welcoming committee thing I am so happy

thanks to @justcakethanks for the template and as the originator of this

racoustic

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scrupulosity-comics

sometimes instead of a horrid little monk, divine visions of lesbians dance in my head dispensing wisdom

scrupulosity-comics

rockrockgrace

He's got a gun!

Give me all your belongings statement. Now with a sequel(?)

twiggy-boy

You know, every time I draw something stupid, I think to myself "surely I can't top this!" And then somehow I draw something even dumber

Edit: NOOO NOO WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES??? STOP IT!! ONLY LIKE 10 PEOPLE WERE SUPPOSED TO SEE THIS AND THEN ID BURY IT UNDER MY REPOSTS NOOO

malin2828

Guidelines on how to watch “House, M.D.” properly:

Rule one: never skip a House hallucination episode

Rule two: House and Wilson make out in the clinic bathroom sloppy style

parawyrm

More from that one post

parawyrm

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lost-where-the-forest-would-grow

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

daovihi

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

ieatsticksheh

Leo and Will are both trans masc and both wear their binders for way to long because I said so.

hermitchigan

Eva Strat and Ryland Grace are kinda like the opposite of Orpheus and Eurydice if you think about it hard enough

captain-theres-a-siren-onboard

I had a dream that Thirteen and Kutner came out as non-binary and House was calling them ThirtHEen and KutnHER the entire time

apollos-boyfriend

the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire

icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down

cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)

feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated

sherbertilluminated

Promethean task: opposite of a Cassandraean task. You have the right information, and SOMEONE has to share it. But it's all in the delivery and if you're the person to identify the problem you WILL be hated forever.

thearrogantemu

Oedipal Task: (1) Attempting to avoid an unspeakably awful outcome and in doing so creating the circumstances that will bring it about. (2) Trying to solve an problem and discovering that you are in fact the problem you are trying to solve.

theoppositeofprofound

Odyssean task: you’ll complete it but it’ll take 20 times longer than it should and involve multiple side quests and mini-adventures

goblinindenial

Ah feel 'sif an Odyssian task is basically a poor sod mid ADHD

baaarlow

A Pandorean task - just the act of starting it unleashes all manner of disasters.

cyranope

damoclean task: the thing you've been putting off long enough that it becomes a constantly hanging doom over your head

pyrrhic task: you can get it done but it's going to cost you

medean task: you can get it done and you don't care what it costs you

dionysian task: task that might not be -better- if you do it drunk, but -will- definitely be more fun

hegelochic task: it was a simple job, but your name will be recorded in the annals of history for how impressively you fucked it up

task of theseus: a project for which the parameters have changed so many times that you're not sure it IS still the same task

gordian task: ok technically there Is a Right Way to do this but it's going to be fiddly and awful and take forever and what if. what if you just said fuck it. and started slicing

silverlullabies

trojan task: a task that looks like an Easy Win, but the second you accept it, forty hidden problems appear

sphinxian task: a task where no one will tell you what they actually want, but you will still be punished for not guessing correctly

atlasian task: a task where everyone agrees it is impossibly heavy and unfair, but somehow that does not stop them from handing it to you

persephonean task: a task that was supposed to be temporary, but now you have accidentally become (seasonally) responsible for it forever

narcissean task: a task that would be easy if the person in charge could stop admiring their own terrible ideas for one freakin second

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biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

krystal-prisms

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

So after extensive interrogation I have an update:

my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.

the truth is actually weirder

she’s aware dandelions look like this

she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions

she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?

she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

gosh I enjoy this website

authoratmidnight

For comparison, this is a daffodil

quietlygrousing

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i don’t think so? i’m southern and buttercups are what we call these things (much tinier)

maejacrezz007

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

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fractiousrvt

This is an Easter Lily. It is an actual lily and therefore deadly to cats.

blood-trip-god2

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

delphinidin4

This is a marigold:

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

jmtorres

“buttercups” is a name applied to MANY flowers. in my part of the south it was this one:

imo there’s correct identifications of dandelions, daffodils, easter lilies and marigolds in this thread, but buttercups are simply impossible to agree on and the only solution is for everyone to post pictures of their local buttercups

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

*squints* is that a motherfucking EVENING PRIMROSE?!??