“Muscle Wizards Cast Fist”

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

hate it when you're looking for a good painting to watch on cave wall and by the time you find one your mammoth hunk is cold 😭

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

were I to create an original piece of media I would create bait so queer in order to create a fanfic environment I like. I find you guys do your best work under duress.

I’d say “jeez can two people not be friends anymore?” and then I’d give one of them amnesia in which they only recognize the other above anyone else

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

its so much and its dishonest work

employment

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

happy pride

anyone else live under the assumption that they’re constantly doing something wrong