Watch It All Fall Down

[yelling at the club to someone i met ten minutes ago] do you think im a burden be honest

cats know keyboard shortcuts even microsoft doesnt know about

stab scene intimacy coordinator

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

(me ever since I was 12) okay I actually need to get it together now

you can't kill yourself girl i already bought us tickets to do everything ever

it’s so humbling when you think the weather will magically make you feel better and then you’re outside the sun is shining and you’ve never felt worse

Being even mildly politically aware is hell. "Why is gas so high???" Bitch i outta smack you

girls who can’t let go of anything still check the weather in places they no longer belong to (it’s me)

"it's not that deep bro"<-guy who refuses to examine personal biases and grow as a person

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved