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Please read this because it is EXTREMELY important me (a transgender man) and to other trans individuals.
The US Government is currently trying to pass an incredibly dangerous national law for trans youth called HR 2616.
This bill would ban all Federally funded schools from teaching about gender identity or sexual orientation, prevent teachers from using the correct pronouns and names for trans students, remove books with any trans representation in them, and even go as far as to prevent teachers from acknowledging trans identity AT ALL.
Any school that does not follow this will lose all federal funding. This bill would also require teachers to forcibly out trans students to their families, which would be fatal to any trans student with a transphobic Family or just hateful family in general. Trans people are already a group that already has some of the highest rates of being victim to suicide, domestic violence, and sexual assault.
This bill actively makes teachers put those innocent children at such a big risk. This bill has rapidly passed the house this week with support from all 209 republicans, as well as 8 democrats. But, it's still being voted on in the senate, which means there is still time to help stop this.
To help stop this, you can visit 5calls.org (look up 2616 in the search bar), one of the most top issues filed Oppose Attacks on LGBTQ+ Students. Once you put in your general location, it will pull-up contact information for your senator, and give you a script for calling them.
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okay so i usually see zosan written as gay zoro and bi/pan sanji (which is totally cool and im not trying to hate on that w/ this post and if u prefer that ur interpretation is totally just as valid as mine!!) but I actually see it as the other way around.
So i first got the idea when i was doing some deep dive research into bisexual culture in the 19th century for my 21 page gay vampires history final paper (don’t ask lol). And it turns out that dual wielding blades is slang in Japan for bisexual. There are two different words for it but one of them, nitoryu (which admittedly from what i could glean is the less common one in terms of bi slang, but still!) is the one zoro uses to refer to his two-sword style. So then i was like “what sort of elevated plane must a triple wielding bisexual have reached?” And my pansexual sister went “may i suggest pansexuality?” And now i can’t stop thinking about it. Little kid zoro asks kuina about some couple he sees and she’s like “well they are romantic partners which means they care about each other the most and can trust each other to have each other’s backs in a fight. And also there’s kissing i guess. I don’t know.” And little zoro is like hmm okay ig. And then he does not think about it again, like, at all, until forever later when he’s a bounty hunter. He sees two people kissing or something and he’s like “oh yeah. Romance. Forgot that existed.” And then he basically decides that romance is someone who can always match you in a fight, but because zoro’s gonna be the best and also can’t yet conceptualize fighting that doesn’t involve swords he’s like ig I won’t have romance since no one will be able to match me sword fighting. And then he stops thinking about it again. Until he meets sanji. And sanji can match him in a fight, no problem, but also isn’t someone zoro has to get better than to become the greatesf swordsman. Sanji has his back in a fight. He cares a lot about sanji. Sounds awesome. Perfect romanic partner for him. But sanji also, kinda…pisses him off to no end. Because the guy has somehow got the idea in his head that only women and men can be romantic together, and zoro has literally never heard of this idea before and it makes no sense, and he can’t understand why the cook thinks it or why no one else finds it weird. He seriously cannot conceptualize what the hell mental gymnastics sanji is doing in his head to perceive the world so strangely and so differently from how it actually is. Where the heck does the cook get the idea that women are the complete opposite of men and are weak and in need of protection?? Instead how they really are: human, ultimately, just one way to be and capable of everything that men are. But zoro is kinda bad at articulating his thoughts so all this comes out more like “oi shit-cook, why are you acting so stupid?” And then sanji gets mad and they fight. But yeah pansexual zoro who does not give a shit what a person looks like as long as they can match him in a fight. I feel like it fits really well with his backstory/character.
Okay so then i got thinking about sanji, and here’s the thing. The way he treats women in canon really bothers me, and it comes off as so performative and definitely gives Learned Behavior. So i was thinking where he might have learned it. And here’s my theory. Sanji loves to feel helpful and wanted. So when he starts working on the Baratie he acts so gentlemanly and polite and doting to everyone. And a lot of fragile little man egos on the staff and among the guests can’t handle it and he gets hit a lot, and zeff of course kicks everyone who does that off the boat, but still it’s gonna stick with such a traumatized kid. And so he gradually focuses his attention on the women who will coo over this cute little kid trying so hard to be all suave and mature. And it feels nice to him to be told positive things like he never got before in germa. After feeling useless his whole life, being complimented feels so nice that he starts getting a little desperate for it. And I can’t imagine that every single cook and guest on the baratie would have fantastic views on gender, or that zeff would have the time and vocabulary to sit him down and explain how he was slowly drifting into the realm of misogyny and why that was bad. So he probably picked up a lot of stupid ideas about how men should act around women and what women wanted, and there were no women working on the baratie to explain things to him or provide a counter example. And he starts fearing being perceived as weak as well so being vulnerable around men becomes something he avoids, because he is exposed to all this macho, toxic masculinity bs, and no one is explaining that it’s wrong to him. And then puberty hits and suddenly he’s getting teased by all the cooks who perceive his doting on women as trying to get in their pants. And he internalizes that as “this is how im supposed to act” and so he starts being performative about it, and it’s encouraged so it only gets worse. Especially because he’s so terrified of being vulnerable, that when he begins to experience his gay awakening he shoves it down as far as it can go and starts putting more emphasis onto how “obviously heterosexual” he is. And then he meets zoro, who is every thing he wants to be without even trying. He’s masculine and strong and respected and doesn’t need to perform like sanji does to be perceived as any of those things. And sanji also finds him really, really attractive, as terrified as he is to admit it, so he constantly gets angry at the guy and picks fights on purpose to avoid confronting his own feelings. So yeah gay sanji, cause i really just can’t read his wierd heart eyes routine around women as anything but a performance for heteronormativity. Someone put that man in therapy.
but yeah that’s my argument for pan zoro x gay sanji.
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Hii! Love your art! I think your artstyle is very cool and i loved it from the first time i saw it! It looks very book illustrationy yk? also you converted me into shipping majyor, i just think they're fun to think about(hope you're happy)
And uuh 34! For the number thing
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HELLO!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!! i am glad you like my art and i am glad you’re shipping majyor and thinking about them. we need more in the army.
FRÄULEIN MIAU!! Soo in that one episode it’s mentioned Roger has a cat and I had to draw her. I’ve retconned her to being a black fluffy cat instead of white because of Katt Karr but she has the same name. To me, Roger lives alone in a giant mansion with his black cat who he spoils more than anything and she is very treasured. She’s like the one thing he has because this man is loonely.
Anyways, Francis is terrible at interacting with animals both as pets and agents — I think he would find it very awkward to interact with Roger’s cat and not knowing how to act around her. He would treat her as a ’human’ but also just be scared of doing wrong. I think he would get used with it but he would always see it more as a roommate. And he would never, ever let her see them fuck and even kissing is a bit scandalous.

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we're finally done with our shurik & sharik english translation! you can check it out here: https://youtube.com/@shusharikeng
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Good job. It's at 10k. You happy now? Are you fucking happy?
No. at least 100k notes must be shown of your Trout Buggery
To be completely honest I don't believe you can get this to 100k notes
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this is canon
[this took way too much time im so out of practise]
I imagine in opla when the crew meets ace and everyone is surprised usopp (or someone like that) will be like "Damn luffy has a brother? Whats next Sanji has secret siblings??" *Sanji sweating nervously*
I need him to light Sanji's cig right before that and have him choke on it when Usopp says it
Yeah now i know what happens in the live action and now im fully expecting them to hint at sanjis family
I imagine in opla when the crew meets ace and everyone is surprised usopp (or someone like that) will be like "Damn luffy has a brother? Whats next Sanji has secret siblings??" *Sanji sweating nervously*
Had a dream last night I saw tadc episode 8 and it was 55 minutes long and involved Gooseworx telling the cast her favorite game is something called Shrimp Teeth
At users’ request, I will try to explain Shrimp Teeth
The board is made of six pieces, each with a symbol denoting an important figure. I remember three: the Shrimp (the most important one), the Violet, and the Prince. Each piece gives certain rules to the player that sits next to it, but also should align with their character; the Shrimp denotes leadership, the Violet denotes survival, and the Prince denotes dormancy, but those are all single interpretations of symbols that could have hundreds of meanings.
There must be six players, and they each sit between two board pieces that represent them in some way. In my dream, Gooseworx sat between the Shrimp and one of the ones I don’t remember, which signified that she was kind of in charge of the game. Ragatha sat between the Shrimp and the Violet
The game is played with irregular ceramic tiles with various images etched into them. Most tiles are uncolored, but some have red. This is important for some reason
The game, as played in the dream, was a philosophical argument, with no clear goal or end. Players could trade tiles, place tiles on the board, switch seats, and probably more
Shrimp Teeth ends when everyone sees fit, and there usually isn’t a winner or loser. Hopefully, players exit with a better understanding of each other
So yeah that’s Goose’s favorite game, according to my dreams. If anyone wants to make Shrimp Teeth a real game, let me know! I’d be interested in making proper rules and stuff
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My favorite genre of post on here is the one where someone has written something on how funny it is when a post blows up, because they’re always like “lol isn’t it funny when people get way more notes than they want, anyway what is up my three (3) followers” and then you scroll down and it has 35k notes and with each new reblog the op sounds like they’re one step closer to moving to the woods and never returning
Whoa whoa no need to be hasty here
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