If you're new here:
I'm a minor (as in below 18), neurodivergent, physically disabled, poor, punk, and queer. I make a wide variety of posts, most of them concerning those things. I love getting asks and being tagged in things! There are things under the cut. Many of them. Have fun and drink water 🫵
Don't interact with me if you're a harry potter fan, map/pedo, or proshipper. I love unions and abortion and gay marriage.
If you follow me or interact with me often I'd really appreciate it if you'd tag for unreality and romance incase I look through your blog 🙏
Be sure to follow my back up @ashs-alt-acc !! My carrd has my other social medias, basic takes, and a link to a doc I made full of resources for current events. It also has my cashapp, if you'd like to help me and my older brother move out of our abusive household (my older brother also does commissions and adoptables if you'd prefer).
My username used to be asharestupid but I changed it. It's crisp worm soda, as in worms that are soda and that soda is crisp. I'm a White American. (The posts about my siblings are because they are not.)
Profile picture: Crowley from Supernatural.
Blog header: a gif of Aizawa from My Hero Academia, using his Quirk and then stopping. (credit here)
Full set of all my pronouns:
He / him / his / his / himself
Worm / worm / worms / worms / wormself
Ey / em / eir / eirs / emself
It / it / its / its / itself
Tag guide, colored because that helps me read lists like this but plain text is in brackets:
Baking goal [baking goal] = posts about me trying to bake 182 things in 2026.
Bewoop! [bewoop!] = reaction images / memes and such. If I ever use a reaction image and you want to know where it came from, good chance you'll find it here.
For the future [for the future] = basic save tag
Get merbed [get merbed] = when I reblog asks I've sent people
Grimblo [grimblo] = reblogs
Guide to being hip with the tumblrs [guide to being hip with the tumblrs] = posts about how to use Tumblr
Ily moots [ily moots] = posts acknowledging beloved mutuals existence and that I care about them
Merb [merb] = asks
Pewoob! [pewoob!] = blinkies, userboxes, dividers, stamps— that sort of stuff, to make crediting easier
Scronkle [scronkle] = original important posts
Scrunkle [scrunkle] = original unimportant posts. shitposts go here
The goblin wants people to tag correctly [the goblin wants people to tag correctly] = posts about tagging stuff, usually on Tumblr but I think I've put stuff about Ao3 tags under this too because they can be applied to Tumblr as well.
Womp [womp] = posts about the many gimmick blogs I own
You may know me from [you may know me from] = I think the "top posts" thing Tumblr has now is stupid so I made my own collection of popular posts I've made
The tag format I use for fandom posts / reblogs is "Show is a show", "Movie is a movie", "Book is a book", etc. For example, "Supernatural is a show".
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I promise you, you aren't annoying for asking me to tag something. Most of the time I tag just "x", for example, if I'm warning for bugs I'd tag "bugs".
If you don't know how to block tags, you go to settings → account settings → filtering/content you see → filtered tags → add new. If you've ever thought "not a lot of people tag x but the topic upsets me" you should also know that you can block specific words and phrases by going to settings → account settings → filtering/content you see → filtered post content → add new.
I have a lot of side blogs, you will not be able to find them all. Many have tried, all have failed.
While I can't personally donate to any fundraisers, I'll happily share vetted Palestinian fundraisers on my Palestine focused side blog ( @watermelons-are-cool ). I share some fundraisers / mutual aid requests on this blog if they're posted by people I follow, which are all under the tag Mutual Aid Requests.
Do not involve me in shipping discourse. The "proshippers don't interact" is because people who call themselves proshippers tend to post about things that give me panic attacks. My stance is I Don't Like Having Panic Attacks.
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[First ID: Flashing alternating rainbow text that reads, "Instal ublock origin." The text is in between two pixelated confetti shooters. The border is rainbow dots and the background is black.
Second ID: Soft blue text that reads, "Cripple punk." There are disability pride flags and hearts on either side of the text. The background is black with a dotted white border.
Third ID: Sparkly red text that reads, "Love is dead and I killed it." To the left of the text is an arrow, to the right of the text are four ace playing cards. the background is the sunset aroace pride flag which is five horizontal stripes from top to bottom orange, light orange, white, light blue, and dark blue.
Fourth ID: White text that reads, "Kinda gay to be honest..." The border is rainbow dots and the background is a progress pride flag, eight horizontal stripes from top to bottom black, brown, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple.
Fifth ID: Light pink text that reads, "Trans guy." With two sparkles on both sides of it. the border is flashing white dots and the background is a side ways gradient of the transgender pride flag, which is five horizontal stripes top to bottom blue, pink, white, pink, and blue.
Sixth ID: Purple and pink text that reads, "Paranoia prone." With a caution sign on both sides. The border is flashing white dots and the background is black.
/End ID.]
Palestine banner credit: X. Blinkie credit: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
