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It’s 1am and i had a solid minute where I stared at this and thought someone had peeled the coke

anyway normalize women not wanting children as a happy ending

its NOT a happy ending, for a majority of women. Having kids, especially for women, is an intrinsic biological desire. If you are a person who genuinely has no desire for kids or god forbid dislikes kids, that is an anomaly - you might have some trauma or mental/emotional hangups that you have to work out of, or you could be autistic or some other thing. But Its not normal to not want kids. Living childless does and will make women miserable. Dying without kids in, in fact, a bad ending for the vast majority of women.

It's so wild how many grown adults can't grasp such a basic concept like "if you are nicer to strangers they will usually be nicer to you in return"

I work a job where I interact with the public. If my customers are nice and pleasant I will bend over backwards for them. If my customers are unpleasant I will do the absolute minimum as required to not get in trouble. I'll never not do my job, but by god I can and will do the bare minimum.

just painted an onion on a cutting board and i think it’s the peak of my artistic career

This is giving me emotions that I myself do not fully understand

Maybe you're just tearing up because someone has been cutting onions

REAL

He was on his own for pants though.

Hunting is a pussy-out kind of activity. -Mattel execs in the 60's making this pack

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here