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The closer to the modern era you get the more fascinating "lost at sea" becomes as a backstory element. Being lost at sea in 1612 is a downright normal kind of lost to be. Being lost at sea in 2012 is like, okay, back up – I need to hear this one.

that translation is accurate except for that last part. pflegestufe doesnt really translate to a state of need, its moreso means that the weed would leave you disabled in a way that makes you legally eligible for care or assistance

its crazy how you can listen to any lady gaga song and be like Oh. Shes like actually the greatest artist of our generation

The haters and other dolts have try to cancel me yet they keep coming back like stupid little kittens with there mouth dry, from no milk! Well i will feed your loser ass,because i love you

Dreamt I had to come up with a new aesthetic and my idea was "celestial uncle"

Celestial uncle was like... unflattering middle aged man clothes but printed with centuries old cosmological diagrams and various esoteric imagery

Has anyone noticed that translating poetry is not easy

It's kind of like if you were in unrequited love with the crossword puzzle

One day i will make or do something

hate when mummy movies use Imhotep as the big bad. He was an architect. Imagine a mummy movie but the mummy is Frank Llyod Wright. And he was buried at the House On The Rock. Ok nevermind that would be a sick ass movie.

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

Guy who is alarmed by laserguns because he severely underestimates the difficulty of dodging bullets

Guy who has read zero physics books but has watched a lot of Star Wars: "This is gonna be great, in the future I will be able to dodge the much-slower laser bullets."

Those shoot plasma bolts does bro not even read Wookipedia 😤

The characters in Star Wars are always calling them lasers though (“they’re so small they’re evading our turbolasers”, “that was no laser blast, something hit us”). There’s probably a Type of Guy in the Star Wars galaxy who gets really mad about this and constantly corrects people to “blaster bolts”, like those guys who get really angry when people say “clip” instead of “magazine”

Something I think about a lot is when dj khaled spent a day lost at sea on a jet ski literally just because he drove away and got lost and started live posting about it and as he got increasingly panicked he started making like inspirational insta stories about his opps wanting him to fail even though he was entirely responsible for the situation and just started saying shit like “they don’t want you to WIN. they don’t want you to get found when you’re lost at sea in the dark”