Andy Samberg Shares His Rejected Golden Globes Jokes.
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Andy Samberg Shares His Rejected Golden Globes Jokes.

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if the whole of the entertainment industry has to fall apart in order to punish sexual abusers then let it happen
MCU Characters as Greek Gods
my new thing has been just⊠acting on my ideas. like i thought maybe my desk would look better on a different part of my room so i like. moved it? just like that! i ripped an old anatomy book and stuck the diagrams up on my wall like some kind of old timey victorian doctor. i wanted a starbucks and i walked one and a half miles back and forth in a floridian storm and goddamn it was a good coffee. life is too short babey if you think of something just do it. nike
This was weirdly motivating
Reblog to get a hug from Calum in 2019âš

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THIS IS MARRIAGE!!
Thats right!
Permission to be a bad ass. Nod.
He looks back at the guy like, âSEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOUâRE SO FUCKED.â
Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes when it came to women. Spartan women were given these small knives so that if their husbands came home and tried to hit them or assault them, they had a weapon within reach. That weapon was for CUTTING THEIR HUSBANDSâ FUCKING FACES so that when he went out in public everyone would know he was an asshole, abusing jerkface and they would publicly shame him.
LETâS JUST TALK ABOUT SPARTAN WOMEN FOR A SECOND.
In Sparta, women could own land and were considered citizens. THAT IS A HUGE BIG FUCKING DEAL. Why? Because that was RARE AS FUCK and there are lots of places TODAY where women donât even get that much.
Divorce was totally fine, and a woman could expect to keep her own wealth and get custody of the kids because paternal lineage wasnât very important. And it didnât make her a pariah! She could totally remarry, no big deal at all.
Spartan women participated in some fuckinâ badass sporting events, too. And because they were expected to be as physically fit as the Spartan menfolk (who all had to serve compulsory military duties, btw, and couldnât marry until they finished them at thirty) they didnât have time for lots of swishy dresses. So they wore notoriously short skirts. According to some accounts, their thighs were visible at all times. HOLY SHIT.Â
Also, In Sparta men only got their names on their graves if they died in battle. And women? Women only got their names on their graves if they died in childbirth. THE SPARTANS COMPARED CHILDBIRTH TO FUCKING BATTLE AND IT WAS VIEWED AS A GODDAMN BADASS AND HONORABLE WAY TO GO OUT.
FUCKING SPARTAN WOMEN. THIS DUDE HAD FUCKINâ BETTER MAKE SURE SHEâS COOL WITH WHATEVER HEâS DOING, IF HE KNOWS WHATâS FUCKINâ GOOD FOR HIM.
^^ I throughly enjoyed the history lesson dashed with the colorful adjectives.
I mean, he knew she was Cersei⊠lol
And the women were trained the exact same way as men were. As children they were equals ; they were not allowed to wear clothing until a certain age and at that point they were sent away to a training camp until they were 18. It was only the men who were sent into the wilderness for an extra two years to ensure their strength for battle.Â
Plus the women could marry whomever they pleased and the men werenât allowed to live with the women in their house until she said so. And they were tough in Sparta but also all about family. To have male offspring was good luck, to have female offspring was an honour.Â
This part of the movie was true; King Leonidas really did kill a man because he insulted his wife and he always ensured that he had his wifeâs approval. And while Leonidas was away in battle she did rule Sparta on her own.Â
Sparta knew what was up.Â
#Hiccstrid
As a historian I can confirm all of this is totally true and amazingly badass.
Itâs also worthy of note that people like to romanticize Athens because of its democracy whereas Sparta was a hardened monarchy. But Athens was nowhere near as open for women as Sparta was.
Iâm sharing this here for those writers who need a touch of history or inspiration
Sparta was badass
Iâm obsessed with these pictures of the Indianapolis Colts Cheerleaders wearing their real world professional work attire as their cheer uniforms
what the rising signs are attracted to
aries: independence, pretty eyes, jawline, athleticism, flirtatiousness, someone who will chase them/someone they can chase, conventional attractiveness tbh
taurus: deep/pretty voice, humbleness, touchiness, people with money, people who are secure mentally and irl
cancer: softness (body and demeanor), nurturing, dimples, great cuddlers, good with kids
gemini: nice hands, good sense of humor, very smart, tall people, dirty/flirty talk, good conversationalists, artistic people
leo: popularity, self-sufficiency, good ass hair, ambition, good with kids, athleticism
virgo: attentiveness, hippie outlook on life, good cooks, again people who are secure mentally and irl, people who will follow their rules/people who will give them rules
libra: great smile, wealthy, dark hair, fun and popular, also tall people, classic rom-com acts of love, teasing
scorpio: someone willing to divulge their whole life to them, honesty, unique or roman noses, some dangerousness oo, little bit of drama or conflict, âforbidden loveâ
sagittarius: nice thighs/legs/ass, spontaneity, big dick energy (lol jk), a cosmopolitan, people who will experiment, not big into commitment, people who love travel or are from a different country or place
capricorn: authority, determination, responsibility, dominance or submissiveness, people who can command a room, good bone structure, natural beauty, good brows
aquarius: intelligence, playfulness, little bit of mystery, open mindedness, people who will try anything once, cultured people
pisces: meaningful intimacy, absolute commitment bordering on obsession, âbadâ boys/girls, someone they can âhelpâ
* if you canât relate, maybe take a gander at your venus/mars/7th house sign to see if thatâs a better fit *
honestly⊠one of the realist posts on rising signs iâve read.
remember when you were a kid and whenever your parents came into the room while you were doing something for pleasure like looking at something on the computer or watching tv and youâd immediately close the thing like youâd just been caught watching porn when you were actually doing nothing wrong this post was made by strict parents with no boundaries gang
Hey, check out my new fic on Ao3 "Who are you calling today?"
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I wish you
Clear skin
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Focus
Clear goals
Love
Affection
Peace
Self love
Good things from the universe
The youth is the truth

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Heres the thing you gotta understand about statistics.Â
âIncreases your chances by 80%â does not mean âthere is now an 80% chanceâ.Â
If your chances were previously 10%, your chances are now 18%, not 90%.Â
if your chances were roughly 1%, theyâre now just slightly less than 2%.Â
thats how that works.Â
Wow I donât understand math at all
âif you have a baby after 35, the chance of deformities goes up by 100%â is a line I hear alot.
It goes up from .5% to 1%
To simplify: Itâs the percent amount of the current factor.
In the starting example: 10% is the factor. 80% of 10 is 8, and then add together (increase by that): 10 + 8 = 18. Thus an 80% increase of 10% is 18%.
Similarly: 1% is the factor, itâs really the same as 10, just the decimal stepped over (10.0%, 1.00% // I know that isnât really how numbers work, Iâm just doing this for the visual). And thus, 80% of 1% then adding it on would be basically 1.8%
And finally, .5%. 100% of .5 is just that, âpoint 5âČ, or a half a percent. Two halves make a whole, and thus a single percent or â1%â.
Pretty easy to be honest⊠Though, itâs easy to get caught up in the statement and forget that, sometimes even when you know better.
Practical, every day use of maths: Not being dooped by dipshit marketing teams
When you are looking at percentages, itâs important to understand âpercent of whatâ
Coming into a fandom late
Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck
Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie
Donât forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war.Â
Accuracy at its best
Being in a fandom and not even knowing thereâs a war going onâŠ
all of this shitâŠlol
When Youâre Not In The Fandom But Youâre Nosy AF
When you get into a fandom only to discover itâs dead
This gets better every time I see it.Â
@fuboos-mess
Being in a dead fandomâŠ
Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one
The accuracy hurts.
Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.
When youâve been fangirling long enough, youâve experienced all of the above.
Being in a fandom meant for kids.
This just gets better..
@mi-kleos
When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you
Fandom hell in general
Yes.
This^^^ just⊠ALL OF THIS.
Being in so many fandoms that you donât even know whatâs going on
THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!
Trying to recruit people to your fandom
Annnnnnndddd itâs back
Being in a fandom which has so many antis
Iâve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.
Being in a fandom that actually works together
Why is this so true? All of it.
being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs
I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.
Being in a fandom when shit goes down and everyone has different opinions
When you are in a fandom and donât care for others people opinionâŠ..even if they are rightâŠ(believe me, I have met several of those)
Being in a fandom you never meant to join
I love this. and itâs gotten better
After abandoning a fandom youâre still a little bit emotionally invested inâŠ.
THIS IS A TUMBLR RELIC! ALWAYS REBLOG!
I AM IN SO MANY FANDOMS AND ALL OF THIS IS ACCURATE AF
BUT HOW IS THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM EVERY SINGLE ONE?!?