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reblog if you’re a little lost in life rn

you can see the exact moment kate remembers she’s meant to be acting

oh she definitely kissed back the whole time but the third gif is when gal slipped her tongue in her mouth and i had a heart attack

accurate

My phone is crashing from all the gay

I’ve reblogged this so many times and i have no regrets

“Kyle accidentally started a Lesbian cult”

This is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire goddamn life

ALWAYS REBLOG REVENGE LOAF

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

If you see shit like this Especially outside your local highschools rip it down there's a 80% chance this is a trafficking scam

This is totally ok to rb by the way

#everyone thinks of dr seuss as some sweet old guy who wrote kids books and made up cute words#little do they know he was the most hardcore political motherfucker to ever draw cartoons for newspapers of all time basically#he was of german and jewish descent and got bullied a lot as a kid#then he grew up and drew cartoons for the school paper#and when he got fired for being to fucking real for the paper to handle he made up a new name and KEPT SUBMITTING THEM ANYWAY#BECAUSE HE NEVER FUCKED AROUND FOR A SECOND#DID YOU KNOW DR SEUSS DID A FEATURE LENGTH DOCUMENTARY AFTER WWII ABOUT HOW WWII WASN’T ACTUALLY OVER AND THE NAZIS WERE STILL ALL AROUND#IT WAS CREEPY AS ALL FUCK AND MORE HARDCORE THAN YOU WILL EVER KNOW#IT WON A FUCKING OSCAR OR SOME SHIT#HE DID KIDS BOOKS ON A WHIM HIS REAL TALENT WAS DISMANTLING FASCIST REGIMES WITH ADORABLE BLACK AND WHITE SKETCHES OF TURTLES#OH YEAH AND YURTLE THE TURTLE WAS ABOUT HITLER#AND THE SNEECHES WERE ABOUT SEGREGATION#SO FUCK Y’ALL AND YOUR CANDY-ASS VISION OF DR SEUSS

I think almost all of his stories have a deeper meaning and Horton Hears a who was written as an apology to the Japanese after WWII

Holy guac

Also the Pro-life movement used his line “a person’s a person no matter how small” on their literature without his permission, and he made them stop using it an apologize because he was pro-choice.

okay but before reading the caption I thought these were contemporary cartoons in the style of dr suess, and the fact that these are so relevant again is pretty scary

That last one though. Our people’s xenophobic bullshit is given a higher value than the lives of Syrian children.

Reblog if you 100% okay with a transgender person correcting you if you accidentally misgender them or use their dead name.

please do

Of course

Im literally begging you to correct me

If you don’t reblog this at least once you’re a joke.

Done and done!

Reblogged 10 times

anyway jeff bezos could eradicate homelessness. he could literally give each homeless person 100k and it would only take less than .5% of his entire wealth. what the actual god giving fuck

Why do you think they deserve it

Well shelter is a basic need, and would at the very least allow them a place where they can get back on their feet. Food water and shelter are necessary for a healthy body and psychology. There’s also the fact that they’re people too, and a little help goes a long way in making a decent community. There’s plenty of reasons

Yeah they need stuff, but why does every homeless person deserve 0.5% of someone’s income

What are you going to buy in your lifetime that’s worth more to you than your own humanity

Reblogging for the very, very important lesson

Jeff Bezos exploited people to become as rich as he is. It’s not his money.