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do you ever want to gently float up to someone and whisperĀ āthis isnāt a debate; i am actually educated on the subject and iām telling you youāre wrongā
this is the most positive addition that has ever been made on my post
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Technically true.
He got the job.
He takes his job seriously.
Prof Rad over on youtube dubbed the Wolf Hunter comicĀ (click here)!Ā
Go check it out and give them some support! :) (also the end killed me haha) āį¢ā¢ļ»ā¢į¢ā
The farmer sheared the sheep, and it was used to make a gift for Wolf Hunter, soā¦
Wolf Hunter goes to the village markets.
Wolf Hunter and his conga line of sheep.
Wolf Hunter was looking for them for a while.
Not a werewolf.
The disappearance. š
The worst snowman.
As you know, counting sheeps is perfect for sleep. Sheeps take that job very seriously. But some are still learning. Itās fine, I donāt think Wolf Hunter minds. ššš
Watch with VERY CUTE AUDIO here!:
this makes me less sad every time I see it no matter how sad the rest of the world is making me
Queen Latifah photographed by Cass Bird for Good American (2024)
We really went from "free the nipple" to "um the public didn't consent to you wearing a choker"
A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does
āUm hey guys. Iāve been hit pretty hard with financial difficulty lately. Iād really appreciate it if youād consider commissioning me.ā
Stabbings: $45
Gunshots: $100
Poisonings: $200
Thanks you guys please share if you can!Ā ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø
Commissions I will NOT take:
š Kids (Teens are fine tho)
š Bystanders
š Other Hitmen
If you want to know why, message me, but otherwise no hate pls āØ
hey guys, normally i try to keep drama off of my blog but this is really important. I just wanted to let you know that someone named WetWorkKing05 has been taking credit for MY kills over on redbloodle.com and is making money off of my hard work. When I messaged him directly he blocked me and threatened to kill ME >_> Iāve tried talking with the mods about getting his account taken down, but redbloodle has NO policy for this and they are no help at all. i donāt know what to do??
PLS signal boost if you can! And in the meantime, if you need somebody killed, do NOT hire WetWorkKing05! he is a THIEF!
repeat after me:
MURDER š THEFT š IS š A š WORSE š CRIME š THAN š REGULARĀ š MURDERĀ š
Credits to the murderer
āWhy are your prices so high???? I could kill him myself for free! whatever, ur not even that good at murder anywayā
Emergency Murder Slots available!
First Person - $450, additional bodies add $375 each
(Basically a steal still my normal rate is $650. Cmon guys itās $200 off!)
Serious inquiries only. EXPOSURE IS NOT A CURRENCY!
Guys please support all these hardworking Individuals!
Good hitmen are hard to find so itās up to us to raise awareness!!!!
Omg I love this guyās work! Heās new and not so well known in the hitman community, but heās so amazing and is appreciate it if you guys have him some love ā¤ļøā¤ļø
Support your local assassins
āum why would I pay a hitmen would I could just steal military ai and have it kill anyone I want for freeā
Ai military robots can not murder like real hit men, theyāre messy and lack the spirit that involves murder
Iām never leaving this fucking app.
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Until death, all defeat is psychological.
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bigs my eyes at you
bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs
Lara Croft Tomb Raider 2001 official wallpapers (sourced from the dvd files)
looks like the orders got mixed up
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Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot
Cops are here.
Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot
oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ brb I will draw an artistās rendition
^ like this. waaaaaugh š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ
Heterosexual relationship culture is so alien to me and I donāt know if itās the fact Iām not cishet or the fact Iām autistic but I hear so many things that make me go āAm I insane or are they?ā
Thereās a lot of hate on widowers and I saw a woman say āYou cannot compete with a dead woman.ā which is perhaps a reasonable statement to say if heās constantly comparing you to his dead partner but that wasnāt what the post was about. And I realized āOh my God, these people genuinely feel like theyāre constantly in competition with their spouseās exes and the ex being dead makes them feel insecure that they cannot best her.ā
Thereās also been an uptick in the āmen and women cannot be ājustā friendsā rhetoric which I feel like is extremely dangerous and reflects the rise of fascism and sexism. Some of these stories of women feeling threatened by their husbandās female best friend have some merit and others are like āI feel angry that my husband still talks to the girl he grew up next door to and she and her wife are invited to family gatherings and included in family photos sometimes. Am I right to be suspicious?ā No. No youāre not. I cannot imagine being you and living with that high level of stress and paranoia and constant torment and jealousy about your husband having a positive relationship with anyone who isnāt you.
okay look i know this isn't relevant to this post past the second paragraph but. here's the thing. the facts of the case are as follows:
1) I am widowed. my Beloved Wife of Blessed Memory(tm) died in 2019
2) I got together with my current partner about 18 months later
3) when I am committing acts of Foolishness my current partner loves to gesture at the sky to my dead wife, like "do you see this shit, my liege" and regularly says to me things like "[wife's name] was right about this" when my Foolishness inevitably comes back to bite me in the ass
4) this happens. all the time
more importantly:
5) my current partner is on tumblr
6) they love to incessantly send me posts
WHICH MEANS:
7) they just sent me this post with this commentary:
8) they really, really are ganging up on me with her. god help us if there's an afterlife and those two ever actually meet. "eternal rest" my ass, i will never know peace again
big day today
queued for the next wednesday the 12th
happy wednesday the 12th everyone
my little brother came into my room and told me that there was water all over the bathroom floor so i got up and grabbed a towel and ran into the bathroom to find all of my water energy pokemon cards sprawled out on the floor this kid is 5 fucking years old and he got me
do you think this is a fucking game (because he does)
THIS POST IS TWO YEARS OLD NOW. MAX IS 7. IT DIES DOWN FOR LIKE HALF A YEAR AND THEN SUDDENLY IT KICKS BACK UP AGAIN I HATE THIS POSTĀ
this post is now 5 years old. Max is 10 and i hope heās still scheminā
Thereās so much potential in this genre of joke. āThereās a fire in the kitchen!ā etc.
#max is thirteen now :(
i find it so genuinely hilarious that my little brothers age is measurable on tumblr specifically by people who have seen this post. i moved out a while ago but i know that he would love how often his dorky ass joke gets passed around on here. thank you all very much.
happy adulthood this year to max!!
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Xena is literally just fan fiction which is why itās the best show ever. They really did the āsoulmates get ripped apart but they still find each other no matter whatā trope before it was a trope
