we aim to please, if nothing else

*crawls across the floor like a dehydrated man in the desert* fantasy life on the switch...please...i need fantasy life on the switch...

i get why the guild clerk in the 3ds fantasy life said repeating things made his sciatica flare up. standing here asking people if they want a receipt 80 times a day is doing that to me too man.

i (mr electric) am finally bothering to start fantasy life i and the tailor crafting system is pissing me off so bad. im hitting everything im suposed to and still failing the recipe. it will not tell me what i am doing wrong. im crashing out in ways i was unprepared for

daemon has fangs btw. this is a headcanon not actually in the game. except it is canon because i make the rules and i said he does

Laura has a portrait of her dad in her room and I can only assume that he showed up one day and put it in there himself so she "wouldn't miss him too much" (while bawling his eyes out because his little girl is all grown up. Ophelia had to carry him out in her arms like a cat who doesn't want to go to the vet)

in other news I speedran blacksmith to expert in an hour out of desperation to get one singular character be proud of me

sorry for not posting much gang I'm too busy playing the game to post about the game 💀

what the fuck is happening

I can't tell if this is the best game ever or if my fantasy life autism is just blinding me since I've been starved of content for a million years come back in 3 months for my actual opinion