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i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

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I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

universeleads

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

overwhelmedfernfrond

I explained the “x before gta6” meme to my immigrant father and he, in turn, explained to me how back in his day in Romania, they had the same type of joke, except instead of it being gta6, it was about the imminent death of a singer named Gică Petrescu, who everyone was continuously shocked by because he refused to die. Every time a momentous event happened people would say, in essence: “This happened and Gică Petrescu hasn’t even died yet?!?”

So. He understood the gta6 meme immediately because they apparently had the same thing in Romania when he was young, except way, way more morbid

venort

OP are you telling me we got the death of Gică Petrescu before we got gta6

treasuredplanet

in hindsight sending the number one digit at a time created the funniest half second of either of our lives

sevens-for-dawn

[Image description: a text exchange, all in caps.

Sending: "Guess how many words I wrote today"

Receiving: "[four eye emojis]

Receiving: "How many?"

Sending: "You don't have to guess I'm going to tell you"

Sending: "1"

Description ends.]

zyzscribbles

Important question

awkwardbirdsdreaming

Okay but I think these two are onto something

verbrannt74

Test subject

(no bird was harmed)

memewhore

bronzetomatoes

one more day til the stop sign

mothmans-sexy-lamp-deactivated2

Everyone get up it’s stop sign day

40ouncesandamule

Stop sign day

longshrimp

STOP SIGN DAY

silly-signs

Official stop sign day

silly-signs

Official stop sign day

silly-signs

Official stop sign day

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n0cnimura

falinbait

ID: sharpie on a red painted wall "no woman is free until trans women are free"

ancient-rome-au

new frontiers in horse girl [laudatory] [source]

dragon-in-a-fez

and yet a trace of the true thing persists in the false thing

crabussy

I asked my five year old cousin what he would do if there was a scary skeleton and he said "I would pour water on it and then kick it" and I've been losing my shit laughing crying about a wet skeleton for about fifteen minutes straight

crabussy

he was so delighted by my fits of giggles that he drew eight wet skeletons for me

I’m glad that OP:

1) Figured this out.

2) Shared so others can learn from their mistake.

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qi-mera

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

jadenebula

dddreamscape

Mutuals do this

somethingusefulfromflorida

You've heard of parallel play, now get ready for perpendicular play.

amuseoffyre

Hot cross buns?

tauforged

why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on

tauforged

every day i ahve to reposition the damn lamp cuz she’s dead set on sticking her first leaf Right The Fuck In There and i don’t want her to burn. but every day i come home from work and she has closed the distance anyway. bestie PLEASE cooperate with me

tauforged

i finally caved and moved her to the windowsill but this has clearly not satisfied her because she still presses that leaf RIGHT up against the glass

tauforged

apparently instead of actually growing new leaves in order to increase her light intake she’s decided that these are PERFECT conditions to flower in

BABYGIRL YOU HAVE ONE LEAF PLEASE

indigobuntings

eonblueinmay

Watching the process of this absolutely stunning painting makes it even more beautiful.

The artist is Sydney Swisher

daughterofscotland

Fuck me

parkchanwoohoo

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itsjunetime

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

estrogenesis-vaporeongelion

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

tallahasseemp3

help

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