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whats everyones favorite cocktails. i totally adore a sex on the beach. no rum and coke okay i want your favorite gay ass colorful fruity tasting type of drink okay? okay. i trust you. i love you

#It feels kinda basic to say a white russian #or espresso martini #but i make a habit of trying new drinks (alcoholic or not) that are especially fruity and sugary whenever I'm with others who are drinking

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cowinf

HAPPY 4-1 DAY!!!

I didn't know this game took place in 2026 until recently...Crazy...Anyways I liked the dialogue at the end of the case so I have reproduced it in comic form. I hope you like it!!

#ace attorney

batrachised

🫵 STOP! you are doomscrolling. tell me your favorite animal instead

#i like most animals tbh. but i saw a liger (lion tiger hybrid) at a sactuary once and ive always had a fondness for them. big kitty

batrachised

🫵 STOP! you are doomscrolling. tell me your favorite animal instead

#i like most animals tbh. but i saw a liger (lion tiger hybrid) at a sactuary once and ive always had a fondness for them. big kitty

395nm

Fuck Meyer-Briggs whatever typology. This INTFP shit is only for redditors up their own asses to substitute for a personality. Use my new typology instead!

Your ideal environment is:

Hot/Cold

Wet/Dry

Bright/Dark

Loud/Quiet

#hot dry dark quiet #dry and quiet are negotiable to an extent. i like pools and loud music.#but im cold under 70 farenheight and im nocturnal at heart so #may i also add Spacious/Cozy to the mix? i like small spaces #like give me a light just bright enough to read/crochet in like a toy chest sized space and i will simply never come out

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godkissedme

I’m not avoiding my destiny I just had to lie down

#merlin talking to kilgarrah

autistobrat

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

tattahitotsunosaetayarikata-dea

what are many or several of you on about.

behindnightmaresanddreams

splodey-goat

scp-threats-is-back

usernameichoseonawhim

I love how tumblr users play with Jorge I mean jpegs not Jorge who the fuck is Jorge

Spiders jpg

Woah dude

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evilfuckignskeleton

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a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

the item you held last {phone doesn't count} just disappeared, just poof stopped existing are you mad about it?

yes

no

happy actually?

NOOOOOOOOO

neutral

results

Voting ended onApr 9

tinypasserine

my DRINK is GONE

artistredfox

MY fiucking KEYBOARD!?!?!

boyslit

this better only be MY tube of icy hot that's gone bc if it's been deleted from the whole world I'm setting things on fire

#...#soaking wet rag #so now i gotta get a fucking new one to put in with my wrinkled laundry??? boooo

nycswebhead

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

nycswebhead

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

iamalivenow

favorite video game from your childhood 🎤🎤🎤 quickly🎤🎤🎤

iamalivenow

full spectrum

#fuck uhhhhhhhh. final answer luigis mansion dark moon for the 3ds #runners up include: scooby doo first frights. and also the 2nd one #also fucking. how to train your dragon on the wii

ladytabletop

hey because I am curious. what's your weirdest hobby?

ladytabletop

I am really enjoying going through the tags on this post. I know a lot of you asked what constitutes "weird", or prefer the term "niche" but I did say "weirdest" for a reason, because that's for you to decide - of all the stuff you do, what do you think would classify as "weirdest"?

#i mean im a completionist acheivement hunter #my prop making isnt nearly weird enough #actually no. hang on. i have collected the moisture packets from every bag of beef jerky ive ever had.

thatnordicguy

I've failed to read rooms I was alone in

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grootficguy

“Every Pokemon is someone’s favourite” I’m making a spreadsheet to see if this is true. Reblog with your favourite Pokemon in the tags.

Here’s the spreadsheet in-progress

grootficguy

Ok, mother of GOD that's a lot of responses and I am but one man with Excel. I'll update these ASAP but also some rules:

A Pokemon only counts for itself, not its evolution line.

A Pokemon with multiple forms (like Zygarde) will only be counted for the specified form. A Pokemon with multiple appearances (like Spinda, Vivillon, Sylvally, etc.) count for all their appearances.

I'm literally doing this as a testament to my own depression that not everyone is lovable, so add that to the weight of this post's meaning.

#My first starter was mudkip so i have a great fondness for them #but my favorite form in the evolution line is actually swampert!

konoko

sorry i'm being an absent friend i'm being an absent self too

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