Happy Hornetversary, suckers. I love these poor saps
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Happy Hornetversary, suckers. I love these poor saps
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My sibling and I were in an antique shop talking about how big of a turn-off coin collecting is and my mom comes up and asks what we're doing so I say "making fun of people who collect coins" and she calls over her boyfriend and says "the kids are dissing you for coin collecting" so I guess there's someone out there for everyone
BETRAYAL
Okay upon further consideration it's cute and quirky when a woman does it. Especially if it's for the shiny and not for the "resell value"
My sibling and I were in an antique shop talking about how big of a turn-off coin collecting is and my mom comes up and asks what we're doing so I say "making fun of people who collect coins" and she calls over her boyfriend and says "the kids are dissing you for coin collecting" so I guess there's someone out there for everyone
I will regret this and shouldn't make wheels at 2am but
This tumblr sexyman is your son!
Are you proud of him
yes!
somewhat
I shouldn't be but yes
No
NO.
I'm disowning him
I am scared of him
Results
(sorry if your favourite is not in this poll, I went mostly off the contenders from this year's poll and the classics)
oh don't worry! That's Bethany
She's there to judge <3
trans women r literally so cool theu get tits AND a prostate?? i thought only markilpler could do that
i need 2 stop posting after taking my sleep meds jesus christ
hey guys we don't have to rb this post. like we can keep it to ourselves. we can let this post not be rbed.

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I canβt stop drawing this grown ass man.
"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.
the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.
this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.
therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:
- being a cow
- being an almond
- being a woman
- being a coconut
- being in the omegaverse
- being an oat
(list is exemplary and not finite)
in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.
you shut your mouth.
both erasure and hypervisibility are bad believe it or not.
I think Tumblr needs to learn this
I- I - I really should stop drawing and thinking about him π³π³π³
and our cute girlβ‘
"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time
You get a Milkfish
Chanos chanos
i scrute the milkfish

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It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands
Itβs actually the peopleburger leagues
Blocking for being funnier than me
I will do anything to be free
Even escape?
I dont know. Can i do that
Holding my head in my hands while my mother bitches at a restaurant worker to show I don't approve
Staring with wide-eyed horror while my mother bitches at a gas station employee to show I don't approve
what I mean: "sexual intercourse" is as much a social construct as "romantic courtship," and you discover this very quickly as a queer person if you try to talk to able bodied straight cis people who literally think the only thing that counts as Actual Sex is penis-in-vagina penetration, like they call oral "foreplay" it's so dire. various people have a lot of vested interest in cleanly defining "sex" vs "not sex" for a whole slew of reasons (ex. censorship dodging and enforcing, conferring the social clout of virginity and prowess, finding and closing loopholes about premarital sex, deciding what relationships "count" as serious partnerships, ligating what is general assault vs sexual assault vs Something That's Definitely Probably Fine And Not Sexual At All, Actually, etc.), and it's really not something you can just fall back on as obvious common sense that people are dumb for questioning.
what I say: sex isn't real and you can't have it
Oh my god I missed slenderman's birthday again I'm such a fucking poser

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Holding my head in my hands while my mother bitches at a restaurant worker to show I don't approve