yippee!!

One day ur a suicidal 15 year old and then suddenly you wake up and you're 22 years old and genuinely debating the merits of iceberg vs romaine lettuce in the salad ur making. Life goes on ig

I will say whatever the fuck is going on with Tim and Brian is crazy work cause like. Imagine thinking your best friend ghosted you only to find out he split on you, gave you like 25 seizures, stalked you, helped Jay Merrick dox you and then forced you to work together with Jay Merrick. Insanity

Also can we talk about what the fuck this man's plan was when it came to releasing Jay like. Tim tying him up like that was insanely stupid and fucked but also what was Brian trying to accomplish??? Was he just trying to stir the pot???

He's so funny to me. His spirit animal is a little bitch

stop fireworks. just do not do them. no fireworks allowed, not ever, not even once. stop it.

Women with big curly red hair always have like 12 gay guy friends why is that

listening to this close by flyleaf every single time it's like damn I'd really listen to this & like pine over the dumb stoner guy from my lunch table I had a crush on??

tfw the high school crush you made this post about apparently just murdered his entire family

a deeply underrated part of the gay taylor swift conspiracy theories is that if they're right and she really has spent over a decade sending subliminal messages based on minute details for people to decode then she's uuuuuh. I mean she's insane. she's jigsaw. she's the riddler. her dad bought her career because if she didn't have music to distract her she would have started building deathtraps.

happy disability pride month to mean cripples, nasty addicts, people with down syndrome who arent nice and talk constant shit, wheelchair users that WILL run you over, autists that dont care and arent about to pretend to, people who lie to their psychiatrists, people that sit on the floor in public places with no benches, amputees that lie profusely about "what happened"; to the "noncompliant", the "drug seeking", the "mean", the "difficult" and the "undeserving", and so on and so forth, i love us all and we deserve the world actually mwah mwah