Notsoevildorito

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-most famous jedi who ever lived

-deeply fucking evil

-enemy of the state

-hermit

At least according to the old continuity, the Wookiees were skilled explorers, and their Clatuuvac Guild had the secrets to a number of hyperspace routes, especially through the Core (it's why the Separatists were so keen to take the planet in Revenge of the Sith)... And Chewbacca was one of the people who knew these hyperspace routes.

cody: …You just set the kitchen on fire.

yoda: 10/10. however despite the fact that he bites someone in damn near every fight, people are shocked. no one ever expects it and when it happens they don’t tell anyone so he’s always got the element of surprise.

dooku: 0/10. he would never. that is uncivilized and not gentlemanly and it’s not something that would ever even cross his mind to do in a fight. one of the (many) reasons he has for disliking anakin is that anakin bites.

qui-gon: 5/10. i feel like when he was younger he’d bite just because he thought it was funny and it would catch people off guard. he learned it from yoda. but as he got older he’d do it less and less, like maybe 3 times total in his adult life, but he can and will bite if the situation arises.

obi-wan: 3/10. he, like qui-gon can and will bite if the situation calls for it, however he just doesn’t usually. for him it’s like a last resort effort and he isn’t really put in that position often. i think he bit anakin once during training as a joke when they were just screwing around and that really opened anakins eyes to the possibility of the Fight Bite.

anakin: 9/10. he bites. full stop he bites. but he doesn’t particularly want to be known as the Guy Who Bites so he makes a space spreadsheet of who he bites and when the last time he bit them was so he can make sure he doesn’t bite them every time they fight. so like if it’s a reoccurring fight he has with a person he’ll make sure to wait at least 3 months between bites so they’re still thrown at least a little off their rhythm about it. despite this he is in fact known as the Guy Who Bites.

I’ll be real even though I don’t think anakin has the best redemption arc I think he’ll win but I want to see who takes second

Jax's road flashbacks started when the idea of leaving the circus was brought up, and he had panic attacks almost every time it was mentioned after.

Scratch was a genius none of his coworkers could understand. He was also dying.

During the lore dump, Kinger implies that Scratch had his own agenda when they were programing Cain/Abel.

The road Jax is driving down in the flashback is rural, winding, dark, and he is moving fast.

Gangle has now had two experiences that ended with her being hit by a truck. The same truck. And the second time it feels quite out of pocket.

Jax didn't think the circus was real.

My theory, given these points, is that the reason the cast can't leave is because if they leave, they die. I don't think Jax hit a kid, or ran away, or at least if he did that's not what's happening in that scene. I think driving down that winding road is the last thing Jax remembers before arriving in the circus. I think the reason Jax refuses to believe the circus is real is because he thinks this weird dreamland is his last dream before he dies, either in his car or on the operating table. He doesn't remember putting on a headset, or hanging around an abandoned building. He has no idea how he got to the circus; his experiences don't line up with anyone else's. Maybe Pomni and Ragatha were aware enough to notice the headset being put on them, or maybe their circumstances were different, I don't have a good explanation for why some people remember putting on a headset while others don't. But I do think this theory explains Jax's behavior in the last two episodes. Especially why he freaked when the others were talking abut ending the simulation.

transition

bdsm

ADHD medication

go outside for an hour and observe birds

happy 20 year anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!

though every rat is special, it's a wonderful and unusual thing for their accomplishments to be remembered and cherished by so many people so many years later. we're all so fortunate to know about the rat who banged out the tunes!

thank you to all the people who sent me reference photos of their beloved rats for this piece!!! credits under the cut!