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hi, i'm stars.
you can read my work here, or on ao3.
most of my writing is based around my ikio'yth au, though i have some old fics from before i even came up with this au that i might edit and post later. note: series/collections are ao3 links, individual works/chapters are tumblr links
✅ = completed work
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Obi-Wan Kenobi | Part III
Better to ask for forgiveness than permission?
(Have a silly little comic :])
in my dreams anakin's rage was bleeding his kyber from the moment he lit it in the temple slaughter younglings in cold blood. in my dreams he had to replace his lightsaber after geonosis because no kyber tied to the light comes out of such atrocities as the tusken massacre unscathed. in my dreams by the time he ignites it on mustafar there are veins of purple and red in what was once as pure blue as his eyes, as the skies he is named for. in my dreams by the time he jumps from that rock in the lava and does the stupid flip that costs him his remaining three limbs it is with a lightsaber red as the blood that bubbles where obi wan simultaneously cuts and cauterises his wounds.
I just know Jocasta in your fanart where if Sifo survived Dooku’s attempted killing of him would have her rage drinking energy drinks and purposely seeking Dooku out in battle while Sifo is trying to prevent another wide scale war crime from both Dooku and Jocasta’s latest clash. Sifo is just calling Dooku a little bitch in the background of said latest argument and dealing with grevious.
(Meanwhile whatever clones have been assigned to the two are just watching the galaxy’s messiest polycule have another intergalactic argument and have a mutual agreement with Assaj to just watch it play out and intervene when it gets too much.)
Sorry I had to share this image from my brain that came on from excess Diet Coke consumption and migraine meds.
tbh this makes me want to draw them chasing him around in the clone wars more haha, but now I'm imagining that, in this specific AU, the clones who get assigned to Jo and/or Sifo-Dyas just assume all the Jedi generals have some weird erotic tension with the Count. They're confused if they get transferred to like, Kit Fisto or Luminara Unduli or whoever else, and they get word Dooku is in the sector and the general doesn't immediately flip their lid
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I think there are a lot of Batch idiosyncrasies and odd ideas that they in all their insular codependent glory are completely unaware of but right now my two favorites are
They all think Wrecker is an insanely heavy sleeper. He’s not, he’s just half-deaf and not quite so high strung as the others, and also Sergeant Super Senses makes everyone look like a coma patient by comparison.
They all think Hunter is hysterically bad at math. This is part unawareness of exactly how rigorous the Kaminoan commando education requirements are, but mostly it’s the whole “engineer, bomb tech, sniper, cyborg hacker, and… knife guy” effect
They have a complete and utter lack of the concept of privacy for everything ranging from personal space to secret-keeping. On Kamino, they were always being monitored (bad), and Hunter is always listening (good), and the Marauder is tiny, and they’ve never been separated for more than a week or so at a time since they first met. This is actually a TechPhee Problem that she has to resolve early on when she tells him something personal and two days later somehow Hunter knows it. And she realizes that she has to firmly specify in the moment if she wants to override the whole “if you’re telling one of them you have to accept you’re telling all of them” thing and there does come a point where she realizes if Tech decides it’s important for the others to know, he’s going to tell them anyway.
You’re so right and this is also why, IMO, whatever sex lives any of them have (or don’t have), none of them are Normal™️ about it and they all know too much information about each other and don’t see the issue
it’s been a few days sorry guys 💔 pt 9 (?)
Clone troopers and their stress inducing Jedi
in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years
the theories get even more egregious during the imperial era, with people straight up thinking she joined the rebellion in secret and is loading her songs with subliminal rebel propaganda. their main piece of evidence for this is if you play a certain song backwards, it sounds like she’s saying “freedom” in shyriiwook. the fans get really defensive if you point out she’s performed at the yearly empire day celebration thrice now and her family historically owned ewok slaves
i regret to inform both you beautiful people that this isn’t going to go how you think it will
spiff fans (also known as “spiffies”) insist that the two decommissioned venator-class destroyers spiff purchased, the bad blood and the reputation, are for diplomatic purposes that benefit the rebellion. jedi’lors have concocted theories that she served on both ships during the clone wars and was respectful of every clone that served there, despite her courtship of a gravball player that thrice advocated against the clone veterans being granted natural citizenship
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all goofing aside I don't understand the urge to reimagine Tay'lor Allisoarn Spiff as a secret Jedi fighting for the rebellion when the rebel alliance is literally like overflowing with women fighting the empire. Gara and Ke'Cha and Mileu and Halcey are right there. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't like Taylor but why would you hang all your hopes of taking down the empire on her
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Isn't Lady Gara a force sensitive?
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Hence why I put her in the list of famous force using women who are in the rebel alliance?
(okay ignore the fact I've put an image in here but this is ops icon)
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#im sure op has this post muted by now but Ur icon is so real op
The icon is because of this post
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btw to just clarify for anyone who sees this reblog of this post
op is basically saying something along the lines of "yea ik tay'lor spiff is a jedi but like. why is she y'all's only force using rebel icon when there are all these other force users in the rebellion???"
i might have worded this badly but hopefully i got the main point across
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Hi OP here I most CERTAINLY DID NOT SAY TAY'LOR SPIFF IS A JEDI???
(based on this post)
you wouldn't believe who showed up in today's Jango Fett comic issue
(Jango Fett #4 by Ethan Sacks and Luke Ross)
head in my hands. she looks so much like the design i made too
how are u falling for hypothetical propaganda
happy 100k to this post. this awful awful post
Now I'm just imagining a tooka-fied Boba Fett desperately struggling to escape one of those Mando Parent side bags (al la Grogu) while Jango just *siiiiips his space smoothie, casually reaches down and wraps his whole ass hand around his kids head, gently but firmly shoving back in the bag* "I TOLD you not to touch it. What did you do the second I turned around?" *muffled feline outrage* "that's what I thought"
Pocket sized son, what will he do? Nothing for he is in pocket jail
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something about circuses and monkeys
jedi june 2024 — prompts week 2: advice/inspiration
you have to know, tu'ala, why you would sacrifice yourself for another. it isn't that the force loves you less than other creatures. it is that you love other creatures more.
star wars tales #14, the lesson
i had to do it
I have espied new Larry the Cat memes online! It’s an opportunity to make a Larry the Lothcat version if you so desire of one about him outlasting yet another prime-minister/senator of a fittingly chosen Star Wars planet.
Also your previous reply to my inbox is very sweet, pass on my regards to your brother/household for being brilliantly funny in appreciating the excellence of Larry!
LMAO yes let's project our clown car of a government onto lothal it's the only way to cope
Jedi missions can be very messy in very literal way, so master Dooku often has to pick out small debris from his padawan's hair, shake the dirt off his robes or remove a small beetle from Qui-Gon's collar.
Many years later he keeps automatically doing the same things to master Qui-Gon and then refuses to comment on it.
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During his Padawanship Dooku had to fight for his life to not start speaking like Yoda, and the day he accidentally did so is one neither Jocasta or Sifo will ever let him forget
Dooku, getting a call that Yoda is bedridden because the grenlin forgot to change his emergency contact: I do not care. *sends enough money to buy a planet* Don't call me again unless he is dead. *hangs up*
