It’s important to have characters that people can look at and see that they’ve made a decision to be right. Now we have a lot of antiheroes, and I’ve played a lot of them, but there’s something to be said for the pure, unadulterated good guy.”

— Samuel L. Jackson on his character Mace Windu

Fox: Administrative efficiency.

Cody: THERE ARE CRAYON DRAWINGS.

It's very much a wolves verse tiger scenario. Can the Troopers do it? He'll yeah they can! They got numbers and coordination on their side! But those bastards are TANKS. And, y'know... *awkward cough* sorry about the hallway... *we pan over to reveal the ruins of a once lovely senate hallway. Only a single decorative (jedi donated) bonsai remains in tact.*

But like? ALSO? Just fuckin UNPROMTED? You KNOW the Mando Cats are gonna go *zooms in with their lil tooka sized helmets* are.... are we attacking the senate? Someone is! Guess we're doing this! GUYS? Who wants IN on this!? :D Attack the Senate Time!!! Woooooo! Fuck them politicians! Not MY Alor! *throws themselves into the fray and starts fight everybody else, totally ignoring the dismayed cry of "butterball, no!" From their Mando owner*

The Troopertookas are probably the most battle tactical and capable of using equipment and tools you wouldn’t expect a tooka to utilise but what is a rocket launcher to a Templetooka who physics wishes would obey it? But also a red laser pointer is crippling to Templetookas.

Who wins 1 Templetooka or 30 Troopertookas? Find out at the senate

The tookatroopers and Templetookas are engaging in their great stand off of the day, yowling and quick blows but it’s all very professional until those nosy always looking for a fight and the drama Mando Cats catch wind and have to invite themselves!

Mando Cats, unlike Mandalorians who would happily stay in their system and mind their buissness and nobody else’s LOVE to be in everyone’s business. You know those folks who hear something happening outside and race to the window? That’s the Mando Cats, but being at the window isn’t enough they MUST investigate.

jedi watchers, a subset of bird watchers, will not approach the jedi to avoid disturbing them in their natural habitats, and generally are only interested in the jedi who are on top of buildings or doing weird things like jumping from those tall buildings or being scruffed by a particularly long variation of tooka or something to that effect

Yoda is fueling the gossip magazines.

Yoda is the certified photo bomber when they try and get photos of iniates of field trips of Padawans in the senate. Hell he STILL photo bombs the coucil members.

This implies templetookas are domestic.

But hmmm tricky because I feel like abandoned temples can host their own tookas that by location are considered temple tookas. Or other creatures that have claimed the temple

Is it like all loth cats are tookas but not all tookas are loth cats?

Or maybe templetookas are the reason jedi temples are so eerie and lifeless cause these guys are just ruthless about critters in the temples?!

as evidence by time traveling alpha17 absconding with his cadet general

Alpha-17, responsible for all the things that would piss off someone trying to prove a point against the other

“Mandalorians would never” he did

“A Jedi don’t ” watch him and his new jedi kid do that

“A clone can’t” again he did so get KIRFFED

He’s speeding so many natborn scary childhood stories about what one side did or the other and going LOOK I am one guy you both renounce knowing doing this shit and you both agree you don’t like me doing therefore you both are stupid to be accusing the other of agreeing to the practice

jedi: no, we like the naboo handmaidens

temple tooka: no we do not >:(

Handmaidens fighting for their LIFE against tooks plying with the dresses in general. But its cute when its a kitdet, and the tookatroopers are very polite and skittish in their approach its just too cute! The templetookas however...the templetookas...

Templetookas are not known to play nice, they do not test the boundaries and explore knew things like the tookatroopers NO. Boundaries are no concept to a templetooka. And exploring? NO these fuzzy monsters act with authority that means they dont have to explore they just will!

the largest supporting evidence that the Templetooka's are not quiet force entities is their disrespect and antagonism to Anakin the force Skywalker. Who has been seen on multiple occasions BEGGING and attempting to barter with the templetookas to please please PLEASE just play the good kitties he knows they can be with Padmé 

A fruitless endeavour.

So imagine a clone tooka or a mando tooka surviving lots of battles and their tails go longer or fluffier and then one day, 'pop!' suddenly their tail splits into two! WHAT THE KARK?! MY TAIL!!!! OH THE HORROR!! HIDE IT! HIDE IT!!

But then, in the next battle, or falling vases onto their General, and said tooka!clone can suddenly move super fast and intercept that dangerous vase or pull a Cody and spin-kicks the head off a droid! Mando tookas's fur gets SUPER fluffy and protective or their claws can become super durable to tear through doors.

Winged-tooka clones of course gain even MORE WINGS!!! FASTER ZOOMIES! MORE CRAZY MOVES IN THE SKY!!

It may be a big ask, but could you draw some of this? I live a little bit through these since I'm horribly allergic to cats in real life and just seeing the cuties gives me life~<3

I imagine their tails have to loose 50% of their orginal mass to make room for more tails. And the shape reminded me of those cat tail reeeds! So maybe it’s a silly thing to imagine when a tookatrooper has to many tails which are tactical inhibitors, getting in the way and everything, they go to the room of a thousands fountains and can take a dip to wash off the tails, and the washed off tails become cat tail reeds!

Other cryptid tookatales include LOOOOOOOOONG tooka

(Drawn for @stormsfordragon)

The horror of oh kitty coming around the corner and this thing lanks itself around the corner for a minute!

First Padawan: Temple Gaurd

Second padawan: Dropout Darksider

Third padawan: Advancd and fully Sentient Kyber Crystal Andriod that is able to use the force and is a legal gray area citizenship wise.

Fourth Padawan: THE FUCKING CHOSEN HE FREED VIA GAMBLING

Qui-gon is collecting a full scale of how do we feel about the law,

Follows the temple guard rules, didnt follow any rules, the rules dont apply to him and the rules hate me

this means Qui-gon can refernce any of them when he needs to prove a point about his behaviour.

Qui-gon does follow rules, certain rules, see Feemor.

Qui-gon is his own jedi and he will find his own way, see Xanatos.

Qui-gon will bend, and find any and every loophole, see Obi-wan.

look, he's already setting his brothers up for disappointment if they don't get a kenobi quality jedi, he's not going to set them up for even more disappointment

how cruel Alpha-17 is

"look how good my jedi is, no you can not have Obi-wan"

"look how good my cat is, no you can not have a cat"

fuck Vod what can we have?

Love Anakin being absoutely not having it with clean shaven Obi-wan, like with the bearded he just physically is that different generation, that old master. shaven its obvious how not that old master he's acting like half the time just to piss Anakin off

in the very unlikely event that all of the councilors remain strong, all is possible in the force and the temple tooka are tooka, they have absolutely learned to just walk through walls

templetookas full on sneaking into meeting hiding in Oppo Rancisis's hair.

But I think Depa lets them in so they sit on her lap, and then they sneak onto Mace's lap because he does not want them on his lap and this is what Depa lets them in.

Obi-wan also doesn't want them inside the council chambers. And nobody else says anything or acknowledges when a templetooka takes his chair and refuses to get out of his chair and Obi-wan can not get them out of the chair.