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hi, i'm stars.
you can read my work here, or on ao3.
most of my writing is based around my ikio'yth au, though i have some old fics from before i even came up with this au that i might edit and post later. note: series/collections are ao3 links, individual works/chapters are tumblr links
✅ = completed work
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it would be really funny if, before the clone wars, the galaxy as a whole just. didn’t believe that Jedi were fighters. if they saw the agricorps, medicorps, etc and went “I bet the knights are just for show, right? Since they need a show of power in order to do their real job of peacekeeping?”
and what would be even MORE funny is if it drove mandalorians fucking INSANE
Jaster mereel: *calmly* now, repeat after me: the Jedi carry literal LASER SWORDS. They are FEARSOME fighters to be handled with the UTMOST delicacy
Some random civvy mando: but they’re literally peacekeepers
Jaster: and how do they KEEP that peace, you might wonder?
Civvy: . . . mediation and deals?
Jaster:
Jaster: there’s no hope
Civvy: why are you mandos always going after Jedi? It’s not like they’re gonna fight you
Jaster, fresh from fighting a Jedi LITERALLY two hours ago: huh. Well, we go after them because they’re possibly the one group that are better fighters than we mandalorians
Civvy: *laughs* oh goodness that’s a good joke
Jaster: *literally sporting lightsaber wounds* I’m going to rip my hair out
News holo: and the ever-persisting feud between the mandalorians and the Jedi, while having no clear basis, has continued—
Jaster, nursing alcohol at the bar: no clear basis my ass
Mace Windu, across the bar: *waves and smirks*
Jaster:
Jaster: we literally brought back SLUGTHROWERS for this
Jaster: they’re giving KIDS LIGHTSABERS
Civvy: those are set to stun most of the time. and don’t you give your kids blasters at like age two??
Jaster: THATS NOT THE POINT
Aside from Palpatine, would the ultimate enemy of all the tookas, Mando, Temple, and Clone alike, be the cucumber?
A list of enemies to tooka kind
-cucumber
-vacuum cleaners (tookatroopers can sleep on an active gun turret but force forbid you use a easy vac)
- worms
- mando tookas hate the brush, their loose fur is important YOU CANT TAKE THE MINI ME WORTH OF A HAIRBALL
- icicles (they betray the tookas all the time and they still lick them and get their tounges stuck to them)
-closed doors (this doesnt apply to templetookas)
Note, Catobi is resistant to these all and does not gaf
“we were good soldiers. we followed orders. and for what.”
- commander mayday
Fox at any minor inconvenience :
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Life plans for today were "Fox beating Palpatine with hammers"
How many Lothcats do you think Ezra could sneak onto the Ghost without everyone becoming suspicious?
unlimited bc he has underhanded tactics to deal with suspicion
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I KNOW OTS UGLY I WAS FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE BUT I WANTED TO POST SOMETHING BEFORE WORK
Anakin is so upset Obi-wan agrees with him, he low-key has to reconsider his attitude
ezra bridger really is the character of all time. he ragebaits darth vader. he tells people he’s jabba the hutt and lando calrissian. he once said he was commander brom titus TO commander brom titus himself. he successfully recruits space whales, cats, and wolves to help the rebellion. he repeatedly gets captured and always finds a way to escape. he’s a teenage orphan who becomes a rebel lieutenant commander and a jedi padawan, all because he decided to steal a couple of crates from the empire
Based on this:
💬 0 🔁 12 ❤️ 58 · I cannot draw for shit so please accept this text post for the Qui-Gon Lives Universe but imagine it as a comic: Dooku,
@paleoleigh I know this is super late (and perhaps someone else has made it) but I hope this is to your liking ^^
PS: I love your fics
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Han, to Luke and Leia: Please, picking locks is my specialty. Han: throws a brick through the window Han: Okay, let’s go.
“I think Mace [Windu] is a well thought-out character who has the trust of a lot of people throughout the universe.
It’s important to have characters that people can look at and see that they’ve made a decision to be right. Now we have a lot of antiheroes, and I’ve played a lot of them, but there’s something to be said for the pure, unadulterated good guy.”
— Samuel L. Jackson on his character Mace Windu
very short part 15!
Cody: WHY IS THERE A 300-PAGE INCIDENT REPORT TITLED "Oops"
Fox: Administrative efficiency.
Cody: THERE ARE CRAYON DRAWINGS.
Fox: Visual aids.
Somehow, Sanctuary came out one year ago today. Happy anniversary to Phee and her Three Husbands!
Tech: you know I do not care for that joke, Phee
Phee: well how’s about you go ahead and do something about it, Brown Eyes?
Hunter, who is so incredibly tired of the joke: Yeah, can you please go ahead and do something about it, thanks.
don't hide this gold in the tags 🤣
I managed to work out my fake divorce without any fake feelings involved.
The same cannot be said for Wrecker.
He actually cried.
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why would jedi need robes if not to hide padawans under them
Gonna be real? When I saw that Trooper vs Temple Tooka fight? (All the glory of the great Mando Cats vs Temple Tooka fights of old! Now with more collateral damage!) My first thought? Was legit *flash back to when the Troopers dog pulled Grevious* oooooh, they're gonna need More Tooka for this one, vod. We got a live one.
It's very much a wolves verse tiger scenario. Can the Troopers do it? He'll yeah they can! They got numbers and coordination on their side! But those bastards are TANKS. And, y'know... *awkward cough* sorry about the hallway... *we pan over to reveal the ruins of a once lovely senate hallway. Only a single decorative (jedi donated) bonsai remains in tact.*
But like? ALSO? Just fuckin UNPROMTED? You KNOW the Mando Cats are gonna go *zooms in with their lil tooka sized helmets* are.... are we attacking the senate? Someone is! Guess we're doing this! GUYS? Who wants IN on this!? :D Attack the Senate Time!!! Woooooo! Fuck them politicians! Not MY Alor! *throws themselves into the fray and starts fight everybody else, totally ignoring the dismayed cry of "butterball, no!" From their Mando owner*
The Troopertookas are probably the most battle tactical and capable of using equipment and tools you wouldn’t expect a tooka to utilise but what is a rocket launcher to a Templetooka who physics wishes would obey it? But also a red laser pointer is crippling to Templetookas.
Who wins 1 Templetooka or 30 Troopertookas? Find out at the senate
The tookatroopers and Templetookas are engaging in their great stand off of the day, yowling and quick blows but it’s all very professional until those nosy always looking for a fight and the drama Mando Cats catch wind and have to invite themselves!
Mando Cats, unlike Mandalorians who would happily stay in their system and mind their buissness and nobody else’s LOVE to be in everyone’s business. You know those folks who hear something happening outside and race to the window? That’s the Mando Cats, but being at the window isn’t enough they MUST investigate.
Some poor mandalorian doing something that requires 0 Mando Cats, has like 3 Mando Cats watching and supervising and trying to stick their paw into it.
