So many ships, so little time

wtf are borders anyway. like yeah u were born on this beautiful earth buuuuut 😊 u cant go here. or here either

you fucking idiot. you misread a social encounter. we're gonna fucking kill you

When you are breeding eggborne snakes, if they haven’t broken out on their own by the intended date, you take a razor blade and cut a little slash in the surface of the egg. You don’t pry it open, but just in case the baby is weak or missing an eggtooth or something, you are giving it a way out. It still has to choose to get out on its own, but you made it easier and did the actual “egg cracking” for them. This is how transgender works also.

THE AGE OF PINING IS OVER

actually liking your friends is so embarrassing but so necessary. like im really over here smiling and laughing at texts. on a discord call while we sit in silence doing our own things. talking for literal hours and not even realizing. platonically head-over-heels.

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.