Nobody's Eating Anybody's Babies

the internet seems like a distant dream

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

*sighs dreamily* what a fucking weirdo

*twirling hair* what a fucking freak

they need to invent a staying up late that doesn't make you get less sleep

saw someone post "I don't understand why anyone would have separate 'winter tires' unless they're just looking for things to spend money on" and looked at her account and she's from LA. which is funny but I think we're all guilty of similar behavior sometimes. if you see people spending time and effort on something that seems stupid to you it's worth considering whether you're the Californian in this scenario

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.