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@hapalopus

was scrolling ao3 and saw this wonderful tag (i cried): “no beta we die like 010506”

fandoms would be a lot more peaceful if more people told themselves “okay but it’s fiction and it doesn’t affect me or anybody in real life in any way, shape or form, and I can just block, mute, scroll past it as I please” every time they saw something they didn’t like on the internet

fingers in his mouth sunday

gag him monday

kiss him stupid tuesday

choke him wednesday

Kotoko was finally able to turn off capslock for her Voice Dramas, good for her

listening to music will have you come up with groundbreaking thoughts such as i love music. be careful out there

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

This also applies if you’re online and just don’t want to or have the energy to deal with humans in the moment. Just because we have the ability to reply in real time does not mean we have the obligation.

im like a cat i drag the posts to ur doorstep and if ur not there it’s ok, the post will be on ur porch for later

seriously tho, that’s how the internet was intended to be, just in general. you reply to things when you get to it. idk how the HELL that ended up turning into a culture of constant availability, but that’s not how it was meant to work. constant availability is unhealthy.

let's stay out of the fandom tags with papa

let's learn to block people with mama

MAKE YOUR CHARACTERS MORE HAIRY NOW,!!! GIVE THEM VISIBLE PUBES, THICK ARMPIT HAIR, HAIRY LEGS, BUSHY MUSTACHES, LONG BEAUTIFUL BEARDS, HAIRY ARMS, HAIRY KNUCKLES, LARGE EYEBROWS, SIDE BURNS, MUTTON CHOPS, ETC!!! DONT FORGET TO MAKE YOUR MALE, FEMALE, AND OTHER CHARACTERS HAIRY!!!

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you