I DON'T GIVE A FUUUUUCK!

Hello! Here is my mobile rules which maybe one day I’ll make pretty, but not for now because I’m lazy.

FOLLOWING

I may not follow because: - You’re a minor and/or under 21 and that makes me uncomfortable. I’m getting to the point now where I feel uneasy with anyone under 21, despite being past the 18 threshold. - You unfollowed. Which, by the way, you’re free to do at any time. Even if you just followed me like ten seconds ago and you decided you don’t like following me, that’s fine. - I don’t think our writing styles are compatible, or you don’t write enough for me to go off of. - You have pages and pages of OOC stuff and very little RPing to where it feels like your blog is more like a personal. - You went inactive over a period of months. (I give you guys about half a year to a full year before I start removing you)

Sometimes I’m able to overlook these things I go by because there’s always exceptions to the rule, but not often.

PERSONAL BLOGS

I don’t mind personals following me or liking my stuff. If you reblog any of my threads, I ask that you ask the other person or people involved in the thread. Just because I’M okay with it, doesn’t mean the other people involved WILL be.

If you’re my friend OOCly and you follow me on your personal, I’ll follow back. I don’t even care if you send Rick asks! You’re my friend and I love to indulge my friends in interacting with characters. It’s fun and it makes a lot of my friends happy. :)

THREADS

I MAY DROP THREADS.

I have ADHD, and while that is not necessarily an excuse, it makes it very difficult for me to focus on a lot of threads with a lot of different people. Sometimes with certain writers, we have to keep throwing shit at a wall until it sticks. Sometimes Rick feels certain things more than others and the last thing I want to do is strain my muse or make him do things he doesn’t want to do–that’s a surefire way to kill my drive and his muse. I would rather write a thread with someone after multiple tries and we’ve both finally found one that fits. If I drop a thread with you, please know that I will more than likely try to start a new one with you at some point or at least try to compensate by sending you memes, or drop in your askbox every so often with Rick. It’s never because I don’t like you, it’s just that I would rather devote my limited free time I use for fun for things that actually are fun or push plots forward that I already have going on.

DO NOT FORCE (WHETHER DIRECT OR COVERTLY), COERCE, BRIBE, OR TRY TO PERSUADE ME TO REPLY TO YOUR THREADS. YOU WILL BE BLOCKED. I am NOT your personal C.AI. I don’t care who you are. Hobby, not jobby.

DRAMA

I have no time for it. I will get rid of you so fast you won’t know what hit you. We’re not kids, let’s not act like we’re in middle school again, thanks.

ANONYMOUS HATE

I’ve only gotten it two times in my entire 15 years on tumblr here and both people I caught. There’s a way to find out who is sending messages. Please don’t make me come out of my way to hunt you down and pull you to the side off the dashboard and talk to you in private. I’m a pretty nice person. Don’t make me be mean. I don’t want to be mean.

SHIPPING

I love shipping. Unfortunately, being an adult now, I don’t have much time for it as I used to. At most, I can maybe juggle two or three ships. I got my full-time job, friends, dungeons and dragons, etc. If you want to ship, you gotta be willing to devote time to this ship, and there’s gotta be chemistry. In addition, I’m not a fan of Rickorty. Y’all do what you want, but I do not like it so please do not propose it to me. 

ORIGINAL CHARACTERS

Give me all of your well written children. I love OC’s, please don’t ask me about how much I love them because I can literally sit here for hours writing a book professing my love for people’s personal creations.

TAGGING

I try to tag my posts, but if I forget anything, I ask you to extend some courtesy to me and not yell at me. I will tag whatever you ask of me. Just don’t yell at me. No one likes being yelled at.

EXCLUSIVES

I will no longer have exclusives due to personal reasons. 

A CASE OF THE SAME MUSE

I don’t mind writing with other C-137’s, and I’m not the type of person to get jealous or insecure. That kinda stuff just doesn’t bother me, so if you’re cool with interacting with me and you have the same Rick as me, please, by all means, stop on by. I won’t bite. Because of the infinite possibilities of Rick and Morty, I’d like to think that it means that we could arrange something or work something out if we really wanted to write our Ricks together!