bienvenue power bottoms

it’s pride month, minions. you know what that means

do you want us to, like, cast gay spells my leige?

<|:^)

hey guys is there a nice wizard on tumblr or is it only the evil one

it’s just me

so you know that cursed sword that slowly drives whoever wields it mad & causes mysterious illnesses? you guessed it: scabbard was absolutely loaded with black mold

no one can save you but yourself. thats why its important to start swinging your deadly sword around in a circle. dont stop regardless of what people tell you just keep swinging it around

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

waittt i just noticed i have a bunch of chocolate next to my side of the bed yum

and now i don’t anymore :)

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.

*does five minutes of work* ok now i deserve a three week break. No consequences please 👍

A rest day isn't enough. I need one billion years alone in a crystal.

sorry for posting abt getting fingered can I still get into heaven

my apologies etsy witches i was not familiar with your game