pomme puppy

they’re burning me onto a CD tomorrow

sometimes you just have to peel the entire skin off your lips because self-care

cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point

will always resent the implication that the sexualities of fascist closet cases, chasers, johns, etc have any common ground whatsoever with those of decent everyday homosexuals. we are not the fucking same

I don't want to buy mass-produced garbage from a big box store so I go to etsy but half of etsy is now dropshipped mass-produced garbage or AI slop so I go to the local arts and crafts street market but a ton of those booths are also selling the same generic plastic objects or identical stickers or 3D printed dragons so WHERE do I buy real trinkets and art from sincere freaks

If u could bring dead ppl back 2 life with magic like in video games the hollywood stunt scene would be out of control. There'd be professional snuff actors winning awards for dying the best. Producers would be like "If u need somebody to get killed in a film call up Resurrection Eddie, nobody gets killed as good as Eddie"