venus in furs

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

I went to twink island and you wouldn't guess who was there

can you give me the coordinates

I’ve never felt more seen then the moment when the guy I’m seeing, unprompted showed me his x-rays and brain scans

tshirt that says i love the endless self torture actually

wanting is deeply humiliating so ive decided that i dont need anything ever again

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

The first rule of cable management is "out of sight, out of mind"

The second rule of cable management is that all true art is provocative. If zero people want to kill you over it, it's not good art.

choosing to ignore my weirdly symbolic dream because i have a lot going on rn already

www.aloofbrunette.org/careers

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids