RANDOM

Cosmic alignment…

Fuck all of the good luck posts out there. Reblog this to immaculate your vibes

I’m so glad I decided to reread histories by Herodotus. I love this guy. He so clearly wrote without any planning whatsoever.

I was told that the Babylonians used to have an auction house where they sold women in order of attractiveness for marriage. I personally think this is a very good idea. Anyways I was talking about Cyrus of Persia twenty pages ago. He also conquered this area and had a pretty wack dream about it. Anyways did you hear about this experiment they did in Egypt where they locked some babies in a shed to try and prove what language is the oldest? I talked to some guys in Memphis about it. You know they’ve got canals everywhere over there. It floods though. In Babylon there’s less flooding than there is in Egypt. So Cyrus of Persia was fighting a river for stealing his horse right and then

I try not to be a doomer but the fact that an AI song about Charlie Kirk has become a minor hit, bot among conservatives and among liberals who find some ironic humor in it feels like a sign of cultural collapse

the other day i learned that taking a long time to fall asleep is called “sleep latency” which is just the funniest thing to me tbh

me, tossing and turning until 2 am: the lag…

tried to sleep but I’ve fallen into a fit of laughter thinking about the why does bikini bottom have this device image

and i know people mean well when they give employment advice but god damn some of them its like "did you try submitting your resume to a place that is hiring" fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no kidding. shit. ive just been printing them out and eating them. yeah thanks i'll try that

possessive grocery store cashier boyfriend. "i saw you check your groceries out in someone else's aisle." #dark romance #booktok #alpha

I will not apologize for the person I become when I get my first look at yoongi in nearly two years